Thursday, November 14, 2013

Free coffee anger

North Somerset Times: Cafe owners losing trade as Waitrose offers free coffee to customers

*Slurps free Waitrose coffee*


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Robin Of Locksley said...

"And if Waitrose carries on I will have to turn my cafĂ© into something else.”

How about a Happy Finish Massage Parlour? I can't see Waitrose undercutting you there.

Mark Wadsworth said...

Fair point, Waitrose is doing a bit of unfair competition there, putting the cafes out of business.

So why don't our two dear ladies get their own back by offering all their customers free groceries?

That'll put Waitrose straight out of business. Sorted.