Tuesday, March 31, 2015

Dog-walker beach anger

Port Phillip Leader: Huge piles of rotting mess build up on beach

Hold your horses - it's seaweed. OR IS IT?

Spotter's Badge: Rob J

Gay T-shirt anger

Burnley Express: Man in trouble with job centre over choice of outfit

But never mind the story, let's examine the first comment that appears under it:

"There are over 400000 unfilled jobs nationwide - methinks he is just another of society's scroungers out to rattle the compo tin and blame everybody else"

Confirmation that you can never like nor trust anyone who uses the word "methinks"

Spotter's Badge: Karen, Dan

Christmas lights anger

Portadown Times: Town's Christmas lights are vandalised in March

Police are looking for a suspect or suspects said to be in possession of "good taste".

Spotter's Badge: Billy

Monday, March 30, 2015

Bad E-Fit

Bristol Post: This man has done some bad things

Hand yourself in, baby-faced Matt Lucas

Don't have nightmares

Spotter's Badge: Louise

Church theft anger

Crawley News: Vicar vows to forgive church sign thieves. FORGIVE THEM TO DEATH

Some fine dismayed posing as well

Spotter's Badge: Skuds

Flag theft anger

Sunshine Coast Daily: Stop stealing my flags, you drongoes

With a picture which firmly illustrates what no Australian flags might look like.

Spotter's Badge: Rob J

Sunday, March 29, 2015

X Factor C-Word anger

NZ Herald: Woman exchanges the word c*** with NZ X Factor about a million times

From a national paper, but it has the most starred-out c-words I have ever seen in a newspaper.

Bunch a c***s.

Spotter's Badge: Conan

Grim up north anger

Lancashire Telegraph: Woman worried back alley could become a haven for rats

Come the Apocalypse, you'll be thankful for the extra protein in your diet

Spotter's Badge: Karen

Market trader anger

East Anglia Daily Times: Traders angry as council tries to move them off their pitches

See this leek? Guess where it's going.

Spotter's Badge: Kate

Saturday, March 28, 2015

Worst toilets in the North West anger

Northwich Guardian: Public toilets 'not fit for purpose'

I think you can actually get a sense of the foul stink from her facial expression.

Spotter's Badge: Maria

Low-fi identity theft anger

Border Mail: Fake Grealy Motors entry appears in Yellow Pages, real Grealy Motors not pleased

Aw bless, they still use phone books.

Spotter's Badge: Meredith

Anti-social back alley anger

Northampton Chronicle: Residents want alleyway gated off to prevent fly tipping

The real Councillor Eales was not available, so they sent a cardboard cut-out.

Spotter's Badge: Mike

Friday, March 27, 2015

Parking charge what's-in-the-box anger

North Wales Leader: Parking charges 'will be the final nail in the coffin' for town's shops, claim shopkeeps

And the charge to which they are objecting?


For two hours.

That's 20p for two hours.

Spotter's Badge: Bez

New flats anger

Illawarra Mercury: Residents object to new development

See - dear reader - if you can spot the one person who would rather not be there.

Spotter's Badge: Alan - suggested through our Facebook page.

Student flats anger

South Wales Evening Post: Councillor foresees "all Hell breaking loose" if too many landlord properties spring up

Seen this chap before? Why yes you have.

Spotter's Badge:Paul

Noise rules anger

Edinburgh Evening News: Venues forced to cancel gigs over new noise regulations

That bass player is fuming. He's now so poor, he's got to live in that case.

Thursday, March 26, 2015

Maggots in a pie anger

Worcester News: Family find maggots in their Fray Bentos pie

Aaaaand from the comments: "A lucky escape...they nearly ate a Fray Bentos pie."

Of course, we'll all be eating these when Russia bombs us back to the Dark Ages. Get used to the horror.

Spotter's Badge: Angela

Threatened with Manchester anger

Bexley News Shopper: Family don't want the council to relocate them to Manchester

And who would, to be honest?

Spotter's Badge: Neil

BMW blowout anger

Sheffield Star: Pothole causes tyre blowout

Classic pothole pose, and some lovely woe-is-me in the story.

Spotter's Badge: Geoff, Sarah

Smashed up sports centre anger

Hartlepool Mail: Vandals smash up new sports facilities

This is why we can't have nice things.

Spotter's Badge: Andrew

Wednesday, March 25, 2015

Wrong road markings anger

Lancashire Telegraph: "You had ONE job"

Just an attempt to jump on the "You had one job" bandwagon.

They probably had loads of jobs, to be honest.

Spotter's Badge: Karen

Tram inquiry anger

Edinburgh Evening News: Inquiry into botched tram project taking longer than botched tram project

Textbook political fury there.

Spotter's Badge: Cameron

Broken window anger

Bath Chronicle: Man forced to sleep in his living room after housing association takes a year to replace broken window

And for once, he's got a point. Pull your finger out, you jackasses!

Spotter's Badge: Saki

Tuesday, March 24, 2015

Potato attack anger

Gloucester Citizen: Man attacked by potato-wielding thugs

Alas, nobody thought to have him pose with a spud.

Spotter's Badge: Tom

Commuter parking anger

Oxford Mail: Commuters filling parking spaces outside shops

Superb hair. That is all.

Spotter's Badge: Richard

Nursery robbery anger

Stoke Sentinel: Evil scrotes ransack nursery

This picture suggests an awful, awful end for the culprits

Monday, March 23, 2015

Social media pervert anger

Hull Daily Mail: My nine-year-old daughter is getting inappropriate mssages on a social media site

...a site with a 13-year-old age bar. Well done, mum. Well done.

(But a big "Screw you" to the pervert stalking little girls. I hope you get it caught in a meat mincer)

Broadband box anger

Portsmouth News: 'BT have planted a broadband box in front of my driveway'

Except, as eagle-eyed readers have pointed out, there isn't actually a driveway there at all.

Football v Golf Burger War Anger

Fleet News and Mail: Burger van not allowed to sell burgers to football fans because cafe is already selling burgers to golfers

And as one eagle-eyed commenter points out - they don't let football fans park their cars in the golf centre

Sunday, March 22, 2015

War on bad drivers anger

South Wales Evening Post: With all other crime solved, council declares war on people who park in front of dropped kerbs

Wait... Pizza AND Kebab House? *Drives there, parks in front of dropped kerb*

Scary bus driver anger

Portsmouth News: Bus driver chased after driver who complained

I was expecting this, in bus form...

Spotter's Badge: Jonathan

More more dog poop anger

Lincolnshire Echo: Couple have had enough dog poo, thank you very much

New category: Angry People Posing Awkwardly

Saturday, March 21, 2015

General election anger

Eastleigh News: Man not allowed to call his political party the Beer, Baccy and Crumpet Party because political correctness GONE MAD

The picture is Mr Hall saying - through the means of Top of the Pops Pan's People literal expression - that it's just not cricket. You might see what he did there.

Spotter's Badge: Len

Mine anger

Busselton Mail: Locals vow to keep fighting mine

A fine, fine selection of hats.

Spotter's Badge: Michelle

Tiny cricket bat anger

Hartlepool Mail: Haul of swag found at local address

Signed by the England under-fives cricket side.

Spotter's Badge: Andrew

Friday, March 20, 2015

Pollution bill anger

North Wales Daily Post: Residents not pleased with massive bill to pay for somebody else's contamination

Ever wondered what happened to Restored Jesus after that brief moment of global fame? Wonder no more.

Spotter's Badge: Kenn

Bin bag anger

Portsmouth News: Pregnant woman taken to court over bin bag error

It's council officialdom GONE MAD KLAXON

Spotter's Badge: Jonathan

Monster mast anger

Watford Observer: Residents complain about plans to improve their mobile phone reception

Proper "think of the kiddiewinks" stuff.

Spotter's Badge: TRT

Con trick anger

Oxford Mail: Drivers fall for the old "I've run out of petrol" con

For the record, this chap didn't, because he scared the crook off with his giant hand

Spotter's Badge: Gareth

Thursday, March 19, 2015

No actual ham anger

Gloucestershire Echo: Area man outraged that Bernard Matthews Cheese Hamwich contains no actual pig ham

This is the sort of thing that to the Dark Side leads.

Also, he appears to have a framed photo of a fire blanket.

Spotter's Badge: Kenn

Toenails anger

Brentwood Gazette: Diabetic man loses NHS toenail cutting service

Another in a long line of lose-your-dignity photoshoots for poor Salman Rushdie

Spotter's Badge: Barry

Green space anger

South Wales Evening Post: Villagers don't want to be part of Neath

But they're so scared of being found out, they only hold stealth protests at three in the morning

Spotter's Badge: Rob J

Sacked Kipper anger

This is Lancashire: UKIP candidate sacked after calling her party racist

The comments under this article summarised: AAAARGH MUSLIMS!!!!11!!!!

Wednesday, March 18, 2015

School speeding anger

Llanelli Star: Progress made on speeding outside school

And that's his victory face. Heaven knows what he's like when he's really angry

Spotter's Badge: Rob

Snapped tree anger

Rugby Advertiser: Dismay, pointing as sapling is vandalised

The rare pointing/pocket billiards combo. Well played.

Spotter's Badge: Robert

Free bread anger

Barnsley Chronicle: Local shopkeeps lose trade as Tesco gives away free bread

As our American cousins might say: Dick move, Tesco

Spotter's Badge: L0wey

Tuesday, March 17, 2015

Dangerous road anger

Epping Forest Guardian: Accident fears over busy road

He's dicing with death - going out dressed as a zebra crossing

Spotter's badge: Beth

Road repair delay anger

Sunshine Coast Daily: Residents fed up of waiting for their road to be repaired

One for fans of bare ankles out there. You're welcome.

Spotter's Badge: Rob J