Eastern Daily Press: Families angry over farm fertiliser plans
Norwich Evening News: Fears over council evacuation road
We like to get scans from the paper versions of newspapers, just to prove that the dead tree press isn't dead.
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Essex Echo: Mum campaigns for railings on busy road after daughter nearly sucked into street by lorry
And the first comment: "I almost got sucked off in Eastern Avenue once"
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Bournemouth Echo: Boy upset after thieves steal bike from station
You and me both, kid
Yorkshire Evening Post: Man seeks damages after car damaged by runaway pony and trap
Not cockney rhyming slang
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Hartlepool Mail: School faces race against time to prepare for Jubilee after yobs strike
Did they make it in time? Err... dunno. Let's say "Yes". Happy ending. Yes.
Littlehampton Gazette: Waitrose car park 'is an accident waiting to happen'
"I'd not object if she backed into me"
Daventry Express: Catering firm considers move due to smell from recycling plant
...but they'll lose first dibs on the bins
Coventry Telegraph: Family stuck in car park after barrier fails to lift
WITH A BABY. FOR AN HOUR. HELL
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Blackpool Gazette: Residents frustrated as roadworks go on for weeks
And - surprise - the work is completed the next day
Swan Hill Guardian: Woman's anger as water company fails to fix leaking pipe outside her house
"I'd show her a leaking pipe"
In summary: LEAKING PIPE
Hemel Today: Woman's staircase is infested with woodworm
"I'd show her a snake infestation"
West Sussex County Times: Bath overflows
Hunts Post: Toilet re-opening delayed
Hemel Today: Toilet on fire
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Coventry Telegraph: Man left stranded in trunks after thieves steal clothes
He's still there now, half naked.
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Mandurah Coastal Times: Pensioner trapped in own home by 'vicious' pigeons
Of course, Aussie pigeons are six feet tall and live on human flesh. No man is safe.
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Plymouth Herald: Pensioner plagued by calls after road sign blunder
"Yes, I am wearing frilly knickers, why do you ask?"
Malton Express and Herald: Anger over spate of vandalism
I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THIS PLACE IS
Manchester Evening News: Council officials, students vie for 'most angry photo' prize after noisy house party
And the commentards go wild...
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Sevenoaks Chronicle: Woman shocked - SHOCKED - to find rail ticket prices are a rip-off
And the picture: Will from the In-Betweeners - the early years (though obviously not his mum)
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Coventry Telegraph: Pensioners furious as thieves make off with their Diamond Jubilee bush
They've still got their Diamond Jubilee railings, though
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Edinburgh Evening News: 'Squirrels turned my flat into a death trap'
Man, I'd have loved to have seen that Home Alone sequel
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Bexley News Shopper: War hero compares housing association to Third Reich over demands for payment by direct debit
Because if there's one thing Adolf Hitler did it was to refuse all cash payments. THE BASTARD.
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Maidenhead Advertiser: Girl, four, banned from shop over half-eaten Pepperami sausage
A rare example of a story where all sides of the story are furious. Well played the Advertiser (which I had to deliver on my teenage paper round, all 120 pages of it) for covering all the angles
Spotter's Badge: Rob
Portsmouth News: Pensioner in row with Asda over confusing price tags
Read the article. I don't understand it either.
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North Devon Journal: Estate agent threatened with legal action over home-made Olympic rings in his window
Estate agent, eh? I'll be with the Olympics on this one
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Bexley News Shopper: FURY as school tells girl to take Jubilee-themed ribbons out of her hair
Only one word for this: TREASON
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Cambridge News: Anger as trees felled to secure Cambridge Airport from international terrorism
Yes, really. Cambridge has an airport.
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Coventry Telegraph: Cable theft leaves village without phone or internet for two weeks
"My God, I nearly went out and bought porn. IN A MAGAZINE."
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Sevenoaks Chronicle: Schoolgirl excluded for defying 'black socks' rule
Malling Chronicle: Pupils forced to wear blazers in hot weather
Oh, cheer up.
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Coventry Telegraph: Residents whip up a petition against dog turds
FAIL: Not a single person holding their nose
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Hills and Valley Messenger: Campaign to prevent government building freight railway line
OK, we'll build a motorway instead for all the trucks
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Oxford Mail: Outcry as concrete bollards spoil view of historic bin collection
"I'd show her something long, thin and rock hard" (Another bollard)
Lancashire Evening Post: Friends of Withy Grove Park upset as plants are stolen
That's what you get when you cross the Enemies of Withy Grove Park
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Brighton Argus: Missing head found by the side of the A27
My God, they're beheading giant papier mache toffs now.
Northcote Leader: Man starts Facebook campaign to find lost dog
Awwwww... but couldn't eat a whole one
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Epping Forest Guardian: Police on lookout for 'water board' conman
Tell us who does your hair, mate. Tell us and we'll kick his guide dog
Don't have nightmares
Newtonabbey Today: Council asks pet owners to report dog mess culprits
Dog watch? WHY? DOGS CAN'T TELL THE TIME (unless it is bottom-sniffing time)
Coventry Telegraph: Entire family banned from supermarket for eating sweets in store
I'm just amazed that they appear to have a branch of Tesco in their living room
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Brentwood Gazette:Conservation group forced to stop work because of government cuts
Good lord, they've even lost the Flymo
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Hemel Today: Road repair trucks 'wrecking' country lane
A welcome return to the classic 'Done a poo' pose, there.
Hull Daily Mail: Residents come home to find yellow lines outside houses
His anger is let down by him doing a musical "Ta-dah" pose
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Torquay Herald Express: Camera museum now just a plain museum after thieves take cameras
You missed a bit
Hull Daily Mail: Family's terror after being caught in 'mini-whirlwind'
KEEP WATCHING THE SKIES
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