Booze licence anger

Ballarat Courier: Strewth! Bar owner explodes with fury as government raises liquor licence fee

Holy Cow, that's one angry bar owner.

Spotter's Badge: Dokkoon

Stolen scanties anger

Newcastle Evening Chronicle: Lapdancer fingered over £1,500 haul of stolen lingerie

The excellent side of policing you never get to see on CSI.

Rice pudding anger

Yorkshire Evening Post: Leeds man's fury over rice pudding

"Hell's Bells!" says our spotter, "How is it possible to get this angry about a rice pudding?"

We reply: Mock if you like. That's EXACTLY what got Hitler started.

Spotter's Badge: Jeff

Hole-in-the-road anger

Northern Echo: Seething fury at totally predictable ice damage

This is why we love the Northern Echo - top, top pointing at a hole big enough to house a small central European nation from one of our finest regional titles.

*BOILK* anger

Waltham Forest Guardian: Frostbite victim's fury over government heating scheme

*Boilk*

That's his actual finger, the poor fella.

*Boilk*

Spotter's Badge: Josh

Wrong poo anger

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Mould anger

Waltham Forest Guardian: Pregnant woman seething about damp in her rented flat

Once again our pals at the Waltham Forest Guardian lead the way in artistic angry photography, pointing out the crux of the problem: Ms Angry's flat is built on the side of a hill.

Spotter's Badge: Beth

Giant snowball anger

Stroud News and Journal: Caterer to the stars falls victim to giant snowball

Celebrity caterer = Once sold a pack of sandwiches to Bryan Ferry.

Spotter's Badge: 6000

Bathroom anger

Norwich Evening News: Couple's battle for bathroom sink ends in woe, smelly fingers*

If all else fails, my advice is to follow the leader of the council home and crap through his letterbox, it being the only language these curs understand.

* Yes, I realised how filthy this sounds the moment I wrote it. That's why I haven't changed a word

Closed bridge anger

York Press: Shopkeeps' fury as vital bridge is closed

This picture screams one thing, and it is this: NORTHERN

Beach hut anger

Bournemouth Echo: Old Bill goes ballistic after beach hut break-ins

Guilty secret: Our summer holiday in sunny Frinton-on-Sea would not be complete unless we could break into an unlocked beach hut and enjoy the facilities.

We're still on the run following this outrage.

School dance anger

Bangor Daily News (US): Principal seething over new-fangled 'dirty dancing' at school prom

Did Patrick Swayze die in vain?

Spotter's Badge: @Flashboy

Graffiti anger

Prestwich Advertiser: OAP told to clean graffiti 'or else'

I should bloody well hope so, too. These senile delinquents spraying "I heart Thora Hird" all over the place. Something's got to be done.

Spotter's Badge: Keith

Abusive binman anger

Manchester Evening News: Woman's anger at binman's 'I batter Scousers' jibe

Dey do dough dough, don't dey dough?

Spotter's Badge: Robin

Car break-in anger

Dorset Echo: Arms-crossed in fury as thieves steal handbag from front seat of car

If you're looking for someone to blame, point the finger at those curs at Autoglass. They have clearly sold you a bin liner instead of a window.

Dog fight anger

Tri-City Herald (US): Angry people demand new laws against dog fighting

This must be the weirdest picture we've ever had for this site. What - I ask - is going on?

Spotter's Badge: Amanda

Rubbish anger

Macclesfield Express: Abject rages as bin lorries unable to make it through several miles of snow and ice to remove rubbish

It's incredible - stand by a bin bag long enough and you begin to look like one.

Spotter's Badge: Tim

Angry duck anger

Cambridge News: Family forced to live like ducks after adopting water fowl

That sounds about right. I never bother reading the stories.

Spotter's Badge: Al Storer

Poison curry anger

Manchester Evening News: Victims' fury as Dreaded Curry Poisoner goes free

The evil bastard. I swear that's not only a poison curry - it's a poison curry deep fried hamster.

Spotter's Badge: Keith

Green belt anger

Watford Observer: Campaigners' fury over new homes plan

Save our green belt? It's brown, you fools.

Spotter's Badge: TRT

Penny-pinching anger

Basildon Echo: Anger as council removes grit boxes to save money, forget that it sometimes snows

Red-hot pointing action from one of our favourite local titles. Excellent job, there.

Bad e-fit

Northern Echo: Police issue bad e-fit of knife-wielding scumbag

This turd steals handbags, stabs women and is in dire need of a good slap. Contact the Old Bill if - by some miracle - you know who he is.

Don't have nightmares.

Car running-into-our-front-wall anger

Hartlepool Mail: Family outraged as car crashes into home

You will note:

a) sub-zero temperatures mean it's T-shirt weather in Hartlepool,
b) mullet

Bad E-Fit

Avon and Somerset Police: Man wanted for series of burglaries

Help the local fuzz in the West Country nail this scrote who has been taking things that don't belong to him. Talk him into turning himself in, getting a decent haircut so he doesn't look like my dog.

Don't have nightmares.

House break-in anger

Northern Echo: Householders sad, a bit angry after break-in

We don't really like doing shots of victims of crime as it appears we might be mocking them. Which we are not. However, this story cannot pass without noting the superbly-posed shot.

If anyone knows who did this crime, the usual advice applies: Rip their heads off and pour HP Sauce down their necks. That is all.

Spotter's Badge: Ian

Phone mast anger

Hawick and Pakuranga Times (NZ): Residents' fury over proposed phone masts

We WILL save the lamp post. We will.

NIMBY windfarm anger

Oxford Mail: Householders crap their pants over proposed windfarm

It would be churlish to suggest that this photograph is lit by the glow of their own smug satisfaction. So I will not.

Charity theft anger

North East Journal Live: Shopkeep's fury as charity cash is stolen

A wonderful study in "Just wait until I catch up with those thieving scrotes".

Grit bin anger

Basingstoke Gazette: Local MP demands grit bins for iced-up roads

This picture taken seconds before she was carted away by the men in the white coats.

Spotter's Badge: Jim

Bin collection anger

Bournemouth Echo: Angry people forced to squat in street for passing photographers as rubbish mounts up

Does exactly what it says on the tin.

Accident blackspot anger

Southampton Daily Echo: MP joins fuming councillors over accident blackspot

One of these people is angry. That's good enough for us.

Golf course anger

Waltham Forest Guardian: Campaigners fume over proposed golf course

These are, you will note, vampire anti-golf campaigners that only come out at night.

Dog poo anger

This is Bristol: Woman in poetry war over dog mess

There was a young woman from Bristol
Something somethingty pistol
She trod in a turd
And wrote something absurd
Something else that rhymes with Bristol.

God, this poetry lark's tough.


Spotter's Badges: Nevermind, Hijack Bristol message board

Driving test anger

This is Wiltshire: Angry driver angry as snow forces cancellation of driving test

Ah yes, the classic, "crouching like you're about to take a dump" pose to make sure the entire subject matter fits into frame.

Spotter's Badge: Toddy

Panic buying anger

Sheffield Star: Fury as shoppers restricted to one loaf of bread in panic buying scare

Those of you who have got past this superb bunch-of-fives photo and have clicked through to the story will be rewarded with the news that the shop in question is called "E Suck Butchers".

Heh.

Spotter's Badge: Maggi

Lead theft anger

Reading Evening Post: Church prays that crims will stop stealing their lead

Because if there's one thing that stops crims stealing the lead off your roof, it's a personal appeal to the giant sky zombie.

Wedding anniversary not-angry-at-all

Dorset Echo: Couple celebrate 65 years of wedded bliss

Poor, poor, terrified Fred.

Betting shop anger

Southampton Daily Echo: Punter loses £7.1m in betting shop blunder

Riddle me this: Have you ever seen a poor bookie? Keep putting the money in the slot, pal.

Missed-the-binmen anger

Dorset Echo: Householders slightly miffed over Christmas bin collection mix-up

Click through for the usual armchair generals in the comments putting the boot in. And ...err... me.

Spotter's Badge: Paul

Bakery robbery anger

Ballarat Courier (Aus): Local bakery target of smash-and-grab raid

I think the implicaton's clear here. Rob our bakery, and you end up in the donuts.

Also: Is it just me, or is this a new breed of drive-thru bakeries?

Spotter's Badge: Deano

Leaseholders' anger

Ealing Gazette: Fury over 'non-existent' services

Glad to see the photog ignoring every Health & Safety rule in the book to get this shot. Who says journalism's gone soft?

Spotter's Badge: Bully

Parking ticket anger

South London Press: Fury as driver gets parking ticket in Catford

I understand her fury. I wouldn't go to Catford if you paid me.

Spotter's Badge: CG

Freezing roads anger

Dunfermline Press: All-too-predictable fury at lack of road grit

As soon as the first white stuff fell out of the sky, I predicted a rash of these pictures. And here we go.

Spotter's Badge: Sky Clearbrook

Stolen till anger

Northern Echo: Pre-war Arkwright mark II till replaces stolen one for busy New Year’s Eve

And that's the actual headline, and enough to make angry-bloke-in-the-background have a seizure.

Spotter's Badge: Paul

Hit-and-run anger

Oxford Mail: University don's anger after being knocked off his bike

Just like Mr Angry Cyclist, I once came off my bike and cracked my helmet. I couldn't walk for a week.

Hat anger

Lancashire Evening Post: Pub refuses to serve woman wearing hat

Another one of these angry MILFs. I've looked it up on the internet and found it stands for Moro Islamic Liberation Front. Right on!

Spotter's Badge: Ian

Furniture shop anger

Sunderland Echo: Fury as furniture shop pulls down shutters

Yes, I know. I thought those were her hands as well.

Spotter's Badge: Chris

Armed robbery anger

Oxford Mail: Gentleman George tackles armed robbers

Nothing - but nothing - gets in the way of angry punter's bet on the dogs. Still, he'd better get that massively swollen hand looked at.

Locked gritbox anger

Brighton Argus: Fury as council refuse to open grit box

Look at it from the Council's side. They told everybody that the grit was for road use only. But they HAD to kick the arse out of it and use it for their budgies. They've only got themselves to blame.