Recycling anger

Coventry Telegraph: Residents' fury as council refuses to empty recycling bins

Plentiful supplies of Soylent Green, I notice.

Spotter's Badge: Rob

Stolen lead anger

Dorset Echo: Vicar forgives thieves TO DEATH as lead stolen from church roof

Fact: All lady vicars must have a single-syllable first name (for eg Deb, Jo, Bev). Exception: Geraldine

Collapsed ceiling anger

Waltham Forest Guardian: Single mum's I-told-you-so as ceiling caves in

Waltham Forest seems to be in a state of permanent collapse.

Spotter's Badge: Beth

Garden hole anger

Bucks Free Press: Pointy man furious as holes appear in back gardens

Somebody call Tom Baker

Spotter's Badge: Christopher

Out of focus anger

Macarthur Chronicle: NIMBYs complain over sale of school land

And top use of the word "Curtilage", too.

Spotter's Badge: Mark

Affordable homes anger

Stourbridge News: Villagers furious over plans to let poor people live nearby

And, as our spotter points out, they're fast running out of fields in the area.

Spotter's Badge: Mark

Terrorised by giant seagull anger

Dorset Echo: Weymouth Residents terrorised by giant seagull

We don't have enough dodgy montages. Fixed that for you.

Clamping anger

Kingston Guardian: Clamping victims concede defeat

"I'd clamp her outside a community hall"

Spotter's Badge: Mark

Bus Anger

Manchester Evening News: Passenger wages campaign against poor bus service


The Messenger: Passenger slams Stagecoach over bus timetable

And from our contributor:


I dunno. This one is clearly NOT from a local paper.

Spotter's badge: Gigglestick

ASBO anger

Metro: Elderly ravers threatened with ASBO by council officials

Bloody senile delinquents.

Spotter's Badge: Colin

Bad E-fit

Met Police: Police search for aggravated burglary suspect

This badly-drawn shitcake likes to rob and beat old ladies. Turn him in.

Don't have nightmares.

Spotter's Badge: @TheManWhoFell

Vandalism anger

This is Lancashire: Fury over vandalised ambulance station

Go on. Beat the little bastards up. Then fix them. Then beat them up again.

Phone scam anger

Royston Crow: Couple don't quite fall victim to phone scam

Still, no point dressing up if you're going to be in the local paper.

Spotter's Badge: Rich

Church window anger

Somewhere in Scotland Press and Journal: Fury as vandals smash church windows

Arrrrgh!

Spotter's Badge: PY

Library anger

Fulham Chronicle: Camapigners fight to save what was - back in the day - this site owner's local library, and if that isn't going to keep it open I don't know what is

Time to roll this out again:

"What do we want?"

"Shhh...."

Spotter's Badge: Mark

HOLIDAY HELL anger

Yorkshire Evening Post: Bridesmaid's fury as holiday firm collapses

I was Mollie Sugden's bridesmaid, you know.

Football ground anger

Peterborough Today: People who knowingly bought houses near football ground upset by football ground

Excellent NIMBY-ism, keep it up

Parking charge anger

Yellow Advertiser: Councillor's fury over parking charges

70p per hour? You lucky, lucky bastards.

Crime spree anger

Dorset Echo: Simple Portland folk upset by crime spree by simple Portland chavs

Twinned with Theydon Bois and the Bois de Bologne

Inflated bill anger

Sunshine Coast Daily: Residents furious as blunder lead to huge council tax bills

And there's nowhere better for a bit of formation anger than round the back by the bins.

Spotter's Badge: Rob

Court case anger

Aberdeen Evening Express: Taxi driver furious that court case has ruined his business

Click on through to make up your mind whether he brought it upon himself.

Spotter's Badge: Paul

Crushed skateboard / Stolen cash anger

Dorset Echo: Mum's fury as son earns cash washing cars, drops his ten pound note in the street, then watches in mounting despair as a) man runs off with money and b) car runs over his skateboard. Ta-da!

A veritable tale of woe

Also: "I'd run over her skateboard"

Stolen cat anger

Sunshine Coast Daily: Women think missing cats may have been stolen

"Mad cat woman is angry"

And there is nothing - NOTHING - like the wrath of a mad cat woman

Spotter's Badge: Rob

Ginnel anger

Manchester Evening News: Anger over plans to reopen ginnel

A WHAT?

Getting onto the 'Cat dumped in a wheelie bin' Anger bandwagon

Coventry Telegraph: A nation screams out in collective fury as woman dumps family cat in wheelie bin

I was beginning to feel sorry for the woman who did the dirty deed as the outpourings of rage against her reached a fever pitch. Then Gazza turned up at her door with a fishing road and a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken. She's on her own...

Badger anger

Dorset Echo: Anger, despair as badgers dig up grave

It's not badgers. It's zombies. Frickin' brain-eatin' ZOMBIES

Broken arms anger

York Press: Family upset over ambulance delay

Another furious parent embarrassing the hell out of their child

Spotter's Badges: Jo, Jamie

Funding cuts anger

Watford Observer: Funding cuts to close vital children's centres

Won't someone please think about the children?

Spotter's Badge: TRT

Fire not-angry-at-all

Bournemouth Echo: Idiot teenager escapes after setting fire to his own bed

Think once. Think twice. Think: Don't toss in the bed

Roadworks anger

Dorset Echo: Littlemoor traders fuming as roadworks set to disrupt access to shops. For one day.

Local knowledge: Littlemoor would, in fact, be greatly improved with a fifty-foot wall built around it, with Snake Plissken as one of its residents

Also: "I'd turn her lorries"

Barrier repair anger

Wigan Today sponsored by The Hot Tub Outlet: Wigan man's fury over repairs to just two barriers

Also, they forgot the Evel Knievel-style ramp

Good God, even more pothole anger

Basildon Echo: UKIP man points with abject fury at Basildon potholes

Top pointing, UKIP bloke. If there's any political party that knows how to point with impotent fury, it's UKIP.

Pie shop anger

Stuff.Nz: Naked pie man 'unhappy'

1. He doesn't look too displeased.

2. Rare shot of Iggy Pop smiling

Spotter's Badge: Ben

Bird attack anger

Brighton Argus: Fear and loathing in Brighton as seagulls taste human flesh

"I'd peck her around the head"

Spotter's Badge: Skuds

Even more pothole anger

Glasgow Evening Times: Glasgow's potholes 'are the worst in the country'

That's the spirit, fill the holes up with used cigarette packets

Parking ticket anger

Croydon Advertiser: Mum's fury as 'laughing' parking inspector writes ticket

"I'd park on her dropped kerb"

Actually, I wouldn't

Hospital anger

Jersey Evening Post: Patients furious over health service cuts

Something something Bergerac something

Rubbish anger

Wolverhampton Express and Star: Fury as rubbish not cleared in Wednesbury

"I'd tie her up in a black bag"

Flyposting anger

Oxford Times: Officials cross-armed in fury at flyposters

Here's a novel approach - why not ask them to stop?

Spotter's Badge: Suzanne

Dentist Anger

Southampton Daily Echo: Dentist vows bloody revenge as council refuse permission for sign

Predictable sexist comment of the day: "I'd give her a filling"

Cake anger

Stuff.Nz: Fury as cafe charges extra to cut tasty, tasty cake

And it's a bloody HUGE cake, too.

Spotter's Badge: Nic

Lawn mowing anger

Wolverhampton Express and Star: Dudley residents furious as council refuses to mow verges

"Right, has anybody here got a 400 yard long extension lead?"

Oil attack anger

Bournemouth Echo: Drivers furious as cars splashed with oil

This could be a new look for drivers everywhere. Or not

Nurses' pay anger

Brisbane Times: Nurses furious as payroll debacle enters fourth month

Look, just pay up you fools, or she puts chili powder in your enema.

Smashed window anger

Dorset Echo: Couple living in fear after attack on home

Don't fancy yours much

HOLIDAY HELL anger

Liverpool Echo: Family's fury over Liverpool Airport HOLIDAY HELL

EasyJet.

Spotter's Badge: Page888

More parking anger

Croydon Guardian: Council turn down residents' parking request

"I'd park my throbbing monster something something sexist something"