Tuesday, May 26, 2015

Snooker loopy anger

Brecon and Radnor News: Snooker club being forced out of church premises

Obviously, the use of Satan's Sticks and Lucifer's Testicles on the Green Baize of SIN were too much for the clergy

Spotter's Badge: Chris

Road crossing anger

Hume Leader: Speed bump needed at school road crossing

Like your thinking: That way the hoons will take off and soar over the kiddiewinks' heads.

Spotter's Badge: Rob J

Too many cosmetics anger

Bournemouth Echo: Lush won't let woman buy 30 bars of soap to give away as gifts

*head desk*

As one commenter points out, simply go to their website and buy as much as you like.

Monday, May 25, 2015

Blocked gutter anger

Queensland News and Mail: Ray's fed up with the condition of his guttering. And who isn't these days?

New word learned today: Whipper snip. That's whipper snip.

Graffiti hit squad anger

Cranbourne Leader: Kids crack down on graffiti artists

Those are the scariest nice kids I've ever seen. Kill them, nice kids. Kill them all.

Spotter's Badge: Rob J

More fly-tipping anger

Borehamwood Times: Man upset after his road becomes a fly-tipping hot-spot

"Bins. Why can't they just use bins?"

Spotter's Badge: Ian

Sunday, May 24, 2015

Wheelie bin man in a cravat anger

Huddersfield Examiner: How difficult can it be to get a bin from the council?

...asks a man who has fallen straight out of a Dickens novel

Spotter's Badge: Susie

Upstairs kitchen anger

Shoreham Herald: People in the new houses opposite might be able TO SEE INTO OUR HOUSE

Oh, the humanity

Easily insulted by a street name anger

Sevenoaks Chronicle: Gay couple think that Bangays Way road sign is homophobic

Poor, dead Frank Bangay. (But Frank Bangay Way would have been far better, clearly)

Spotter's Badge: Rob C, everybody

Saturday, May 23, 2015

Phone box anger

Bournemouth Echo: Public phone boxes being used by prostitutes and drug addicts

"Hello? Is that the Boscombe Rub, Tug and Heroin Barn?"

Hospital bus axe anger

Swindon Advertiser: Bus companies are always axeing their services to hospitals, now it's Swindon's turn

An observation on standard arm-folding: Half of them are left-over-right, and the rest are right-over-left. And the one at the front isn't either and I didn't think that was possible.

Spotter's Badge: Kenn

School seaside trip anger

Bristol Post: Train company being a complete arse over school trip plans

It's almost as if they don't want their money or something. Zombie Isambard Kingdom Brunel would have a thing or two to say about that.

Spotter's Badge: Rob A

Friday, May 22, 2015

E-Cigarette Anger

Bournemouth Echo: Man FUMING (geddit?!) after being told he can't use electronic cigarette in Tesco

And the comments are full of people telling him he's an idiot, and equality is once again restored to the universe.

Fly tipping anger

Macedon Ranges Leader: CCTV installed to catch people dumping rubbish

Also, doggers

Spotter's Badge: Rob J

Seaside smell anger

Sydney Morning Herald: Manly residents disgusted by smell from sewage works

Nose-holding AND coordinated wafting. Oh, SMH, you are spoiling us.

Spotter's Badge: Kris