Sunday, November 29, 2009

Computer theft anger

Marlborough Express (NZ): Burglars high-tail it with school's computers

And so, the "fed up kid" shot makes it to the other side of the world.

Spotter: Robert Catto

Blackpool hotel anger

Blackpool Gazette: Hotel owners furious over housing plans

And, frankly, there's nobody more angry in this world than a Blackpool hotel owner. You have to pass special angry exams before you are allowed to open a Blackpool hotel.

Note judicious cropping of the photo to exclude not-angry-at-all hangers-on.

Spotter: Mark Palmer

Kanagaroo attack anger

Herald Sun: Angry Aussie injuried by angry kangaroo

... as hardly-angry-at-all wife attempts to start a game of noughts and crosses on his chest with a laundry marker.

Saturday, November 28, 2009

Poor quality road repair anger

Newsday: Pensioner's ball-busting fury over pothole repairs

I see his point. Take that bump at speed and who knows what Final Destination gore and bloodshed will result. Blokes with walking frames: WATCH YOUR SPEED

Getting-billed-for-something-I-cancelled anger

Reading Evening Post: Bloke finds out that Virgin Media are still crap

I've never had trouble with Virgins. But then, I've never met one.

Ski pass anger

Durango Herald (US): Angry woman has ski pass cancelled

Slag us off in the local rag? That's a bannin'. Have a nice day.

Spotter: Dustin Bradford

Friday, November 27, 2009

Dog poop fine anger

Ipswich Evening Star: Defiant dog owner goes to war over shit

I don't know who's angriest in this picture - Angry Dog Owner or Angry Dog Owner's dog.

All we know is that it is not Ken Dodd's dad's dog. Because Ken Dodd's dad's dog's dead.

Spotter: Jayne

Lap-dancing anger

Oxford Mail: Far too many babies upset over lap-dancing club

There are far, far too many babies in this shot, and shame on ANYONE who is not carrying their offspring. I imagine Baby Jesus is pretty upset, too.

Angry people count: 28, including angry babies, but not including people in background whose angry status is unknown

Spotter: Suzanne Peedell

Lack of angry people anger

Reading Evening Post: Local pressure group to close because of lack of angry people

I only include this picture on these pages because those are the angriest pair of shoes I have seen in a long, long time. And I should know: My Aunty Carol used to work in a shoe shop.

Thursday, November 26, 2009

More wheelie bin anger

Cambridge News: Angry man's wheelie bin lid doesn't close

For the record, Angry Man's name is Arthur Chance.

Arthur Chance.

Spotter: James Page

Wheelie bin anger

Knutsford Guardian: Family 'wheelie' miffed over bin cock-up

Sub-editor wins a week's supply of INTERNETS for superb use of the evergreen "It’s wheelie bin a travesty" gag

Spotter: NAB

Housing plans anger

Newcastle Herald (Australia): Residents campaign against public housing plans

Ah, angry Australians - signs, pointing, the whole nine yards.

We might also have found sausage woman's long-lost sister in the purple dress, worried that newcomers to her community will steal pork products from her fridge.