Tuesday, September 02, 2014

Swimming lessons anger

Star Phoenix: Woman slightly inconvenienced by swimming class enrollment procedure

THE FURY: "Kirsten Ismond spent 25 minutes redialing a City of Saskatoon number to register her daughter for swimming lessons and was eventually successful."

Spotter's Badge: Brittany

Land Sale anger

Eastern Daily Press: Residents upset at sale of land to nursing home

Dolly doesn't want the land to be sold. Dolly will eat your dreams.

Spotter's Badge: Dave

Bar Name Anger

Wirral News: Hard Rock Cafe upset by Soft Rock Cafe

But which one's best? Only one way to find out. FIGHT!

Spotter's Badge: El Yammers

Monday, September 01, 2014

Rubbish sack anger

Essex Echo: Council's rubbish bag policy "a racket"

SIDEBOARDS

Spotter's Badge: Barry

Wrong flavour broadband anger

Bristol Post: Woman upset that she's getting broadband at her new home, but only from one company

HUMAN RIGHTS KLAXON

Spotter's Badge: Rob

Phone mast anger

Kent Online: Poor phone reception blamed on mast

Look at the state of that phone. Noah had one of them in the Ark.

Spotter's Badge: Rob, Anthony

Sunday, August 31, 2014

Yucca plant anger

Bolton News: Man told to remove yucca plant from emergency stairwell because of health and safety concerns

Also, it's pot-bound, mate. Put it in a bigger pot.

Spotter's Badge: Karen, Antony

Bin fire anger

Llanelli Star: Appeal to turn in local arsonists

I'm not entirely sure if she's sitting down or not

Spotter's Badge: Rob

Don't mess with my shop anger

Derby Telegraph: Shopkeep fed up of being robbed

Don't worry pal, the minute you clock someone round the head with that, being robbed will be the least of your problems.

Spotter's Badge: Jon

Saturday, August 30, 2014

From the archives: Porno crossword clue anger

Basingstoke Gazette: Pensioner who looked up "Asian ass" on the internet is shocked - SHOCKED - to find plenty of Asian ass

Good thing he wasn't looking for wrinkled old beaver. Story comes complete with a "think of the kiddiewinks" plea.

Festival anger

Essex Chronicle: Councillors say they've been 'gagged' over V Festival

No loss of dignity there, at all.

Spotter's Badge: Barry

Dumped litter anger

Get Surrey: Kids fuming at dumped litter

Also, a dumped dog

Spotter's Badge: Christina

Mystery axeman anger

Lancashire Telegraph: Maniac chopping chunks out of trees

Top crouching skills, those councillors. I'd vote for you.

Spotter's Badge: Karen

Friday, August 29, 2014

Charity Bins Anger

Border Mail: Waste being dumped in charity bins

Who knows what horrors he has seen?

Spotter's Badge: Meredith

Noisy supermarket anger

Crawley News: Man kept awake at night by delivery vans

He's - oh-ho! - a LIDL bit annoyed!!!!1111

Spotter's Badge: Rob