Friday, September 19, 2014

Playground vandals anger

Lancashire Telegraph: Vandals destroy swing at playground


I know what you're thinking. Two feet six.

Spotter's Badge: Karen

Complicated car park anger

Cambridge News: Car park machines "too difficult to use"

"This one owes me a packet of french ticklers and a can of Coke"

Spotter's Badge: James, Mark

Thursday, September 18, 2014

School meals anger

Dorset Echo: School dinners contractor forgets to deliver school meals

I also hear that some kids got Domino's Pizza, which is a win in anybody's book (unless it's a book written by Jamie Oliver)

Spotter's Badge: Christina

Boating lake vandalism anger

Falmouth Packet: Vandals drain boating lake

On the plus side, local supermarkets get their trollies back.

Wednesday, September 17, 2014

Memorial garden anger

Cambridge News: Railway worker destroys WW1 memorial garden

I'd strim their bush*

Spotter's Badge: Mark

*Whatever that means

Eva Braun anger

Nottingham Post: Councillor compares German resident to the late Mrs Hitler

Also, the whole town appears to be on the side of a mountain

Spotter's Badge: David

Tuesday, September 16, 2014

Something about bins anger

Lancashire Telegraph: We have absolutely no idea what's going on here

But bins are somehow involved.

Spotter's Badge: Karen

Disgusted from Tunbridge Wells anger

Kent and Sussex Courier: Deputy Town Crier fuming that town's spa has dried up

I hear Peckham Spring's quite good.

Spotter's Badge: Rob

Monday, September 15, 2014

Stopped clock anger

Essex Echo: Campaign to get borough's clocks fixed in Southend

Don't worry - there's a UKIP clock going in. It'll just say "1955".

Spotter's Badge: Barry

Car vandalism anger

Lancashire Telegraph: Oiks leave scratches down 17 cars

"That's going to cost me £3,000 to get resprayed" says the angry chap pictured. What with? Gold?

Spotter's Badge: Karen

Sunday, September 14, 2014

Bike storage anger

Fleet News and Mail: Man annoyed at lack of bike storage facilities at newly-revamped station

You mean apart from the ones already on the other platform that nobody uses?

Spotter's Badge: Christina

Path widening anger

Craven Herald: Widening path 'is a waste of money'

Good thing he's pointing at it, I might not have known what the story's about

Spotter's Badge: Karen

Mysteriously empty beer cans anger

Newcastle Chronicle: Man perplexed as to why some of his stock of booze is empty

That's not him in the photo by the way.

Spotter's Badge: Alan

Saturday, September 13, 2014

Bad E-fit

Kent News: This man has done some bad things

But not as bad as this MS Paint masterpiece

Don't have nightmares.

Loom band anger

Llanelli Star: Warning over potentially 'toxic' loom bands

As opposed to warning over 'potentially shit' loom bands, which tat shops have bought in their thousands and can't get rid of.

Spotter's Badge: Rob