Wednesday, March 07, 2012

School trip anger


Portsmouth News: Boy, 12, refuses to get onto school bus after school trip

Isn't that Draco Malfoy's chum Goyle?

Spotter's Badge: Rob

Metal theft anger


Dorset Echo: Metal thieves make off with piece of industrial history

Oxy-acetylene torch up the rear passage? Suits you, sir

Councillor's mum anger


Sunderland Echo: Councillor instigates new parking rules, his mum is among first to get a ticket. Oh, hilarity

Words cannot describe...

Spotter's Badge: TRT

Hoon anger


Daily Mercury: Alf fed up with hoons

Was expecting Alf from Home and Away.

I am disappoint

Tuesday, March 06, 2012

School slippers anger


Portsmouth News: School tells kids to wear slippers to school to avoid damaging carpets

I once wore my slippers to school. "They're my new gym shoes," I lied. Nobody believed me.

Garage demolition anger


Bradford Telegraph and Argus: Anger at decision to demolish Bradford garages

Why demolish them? Give them a few weeks and they'll fall down by themselves

Spotter's Badge: Ian

Bouncer anger


Sunshine Coast Daily: Dad's anger after son bashed by bouncer

Bouncer, of course, being the dog out of Neighbours. He's found it tough since the TV work dried up

Karaoke banner anger


Middlesbrough Gazette: Pub ordered to remove tiny banner promting karaoke evenings

Quite right too. Karaoke is up there with the worst war crimes imaginable

Spotter's Badge: L0wey

Closed toilets anger


Dorset Echo: Bid to re-open public toilets fails

Terry Butcher's aged badly since he gave up football

Monday, March 05, 2012

Free car park anger


Harlow Star: Former councillor angry that people are parking completely legally in his street

Jeepers creepers, give the man whatever he wants

Spotter's Badge: Laura

Air cadet anger


Blackpool Gazette: Fed up space cadets seek help on their jet engine project

I've got a bit of technical advice for them: Don't hit it with a hammer

No Kevin Costner Anger


Edinburgh Evening News: Campaigners launch £1m appeal to save local pool

The old "Write a really big placard, but run suddenly realise you've run out of space, but just run with it" look to camera

Spotter's Badge: Caroline

Thieving vandal anger


Sunshine Coast Daily: Police hunt smash-and-grab burglars

Superb arty pose. We have missed you, Sunshine Coast Daily.

Sunday, March 04, 2012

Grot spot anger


North Devon Journal: Resident appeals to council to clean up Ilfracombe

Nuke the place from orbit. It's the only way to be certain

Spotter's Badge: Andrew

Bar robbery anger


Blackpool Gazette: Bar owner angry as robbers stop for a drink before making off with £1,000 haul

SAD FACE KLAXON