Thursday, October 30, 2014

Untidy pond anger

Chard and Ilminster News: Somebody could fall into overgrown pond, claims landlord

Number of people who have fallen into overgrown pond: No people

Spotter's Badge: Gordy

Closed footpath anger

Cambridge News: Fury as land owners block footpath

I'd be there protesting against the spelling mistake on the sign. Shocking.

Spotter's Badge: Kate

Wednesday, October 29, 2014

Parking manouevres in the dark anger

Wiltshire Times: Council taking too long to repair lights in car park

Never mind that - IT'S A GHOST!

Bird attack anger

Inner West Courier: Angry bird attacks cyclists

Item contains picture of the culprit, which it's sharp BEAK OF DEATH. (It's tiny)

Spotter's Badge: Kris

Broken pub umbrella anger

Bournemouth Echo: Landlady 'livid' after yobs wreck her pub shelter

And by "shelter", she means "hideously expensive yet disastrously flimsy umbrella"

Tuesday, October 28, 2014

Allotment attack anger

Fleet News and Mail: People keep breaking into our allotment sheds

But why? Why do these mindless crooks keep coming back?

"...And on one occasion a gardener had his bottle of whisky taken after he left it in his hut overnight."

OK, stand down Sherlock Holmes, we shan't be needing him.

Pumpkin carving anger

Sheffield Star: Mum furious that kids' pumpkin carving kit comes with a really rubbish blade

How does this family eat its dinner? Through a straw?

Laughing gas anger

Cambridge News: Shopkeeps furious as The Kids get their kicks from laughing gas

The most literal picture we have ever had on this site. More literal - even - than a Pan's People dance routine on Top of the Pops

Spotter's Badge: Kate

Monday, October 27, 2014

Christmas display think-of-the-kiddiewinks anger

Kent Online: Mum the only person to complain about store's "morbid" Frozen-themed Christmas display

I'd complain because it's still October.

Needles in my garden anger

Get Reading: Man wants council to take away three boxes of needles he found in his garden

...despite living a couple of miles away from the town rubbish tip.

(And one idiot commenter says this is why you should vote for the Pub Bore Party)

Spotter's Badge: Graham, Simon

Fire regulations anger

Dorset Echo: Dad upset as housing association threatens to take daughter's bike parked in stairwell

Never mind the fire regs, feel the wrath.

Sunday, October 26, 2014

Street urination anger

Kent Online: Clubbers keep weeing in the street

Story comes complete with a picture of some toilets, just in case you've forgotten what they look like.

Spotter's Badge: Rob, Anthony

Fenced-in anger

Wolverhampton Express and Star: Coupled fenced inside their own home in boundary dispute

*Two sides to every story KLAXON*

Saturday, October 25, 2014

Car park anger

Portsmouth News: Car park is like the surface of the moon, says bloke with an awesome name

Sampson Smith, take a bow.

Spotter's Badge: Jonathan

Dim bulb anger

Hartlepool Mail: Councillor doesn't like new LED street lamps

And as his colleagues on the council point out: "Bit late for that, old son"

Spotter's Badge: Andrew