Thursday, April 02, 2015

Kindergarten anger

Wyndham Star Weekly: Residents don't fancy a kindergarten opening down their street

Yeah, coming down our road with their murders and protection rackets and their... oh, wait, that's the Mafia.

Spotter's Badge: David

Too many busses anger

Oxford Mail: People complain about improvements to the bus service

Yes, all very weird, but why is that woman at the front kneeling?

Spotter's Badge: Richard

Wednesday, April 01, 2015

Norfolk Broads plant tubs anger

Eastern Daily Press: Locals positively FUMING about planters as riverside beauty spot

...designed to stop people parking their cars in front of said riverside beauty spot and spoiling the view for everybody else. Gentleman pictured above is the newsagent who says people spoiling the view for everybody else are his passing trade. All going off in the comments, as you might expect.

Spotter's Badge: Ian, Stephen

Railway station bridge anger

Illawarra Mercury: Passengers demand a disabled lift at railway station

Superbly posed. We got a lift. It very nice.

Spotter's Badge: Alan

No running water anger

Herald Sun: Burst water main sends housing estate "back to the Dark Ages"

Because the Dark Ages were well known for luxury homes and bottled mineral water

Spotter's Badge: Rob J

Drive thru anger

Chronicle Live: Locals oppose newly-planned McDonald's which will probably be packed to the rafters from day one

There's a man upset he didn't get a Monopoly token with his large fries.

Spotter's Badge: Alex

Tuesday, March 31, 2015

Dog-walker beach anger

Port Phillip Leader: Huge piles of rotting mess build up on beach

Hold your horses - it's seaweed. OR IS IT?

Spotter's Badge: Rob J

Gay T-shirt anger

Burnley Express: Man in trouble with job centre over choice of outfit

But never mind the story, let's examine the first comment that appears under it:

"There are over 400000 unfilled jobs nationwide - methinks he is just another of society's scroungers out to rattle the compo tin and blame everybody else"

Confirmation that you can never like nor trust anyone who uses the word "methinks"

Spotter's Badge: Karen, Dan

Christmas lights anger

Portadown Times: Town's Christmas lights are vandalised in March

Police are looking for a suspect or suspects said to be in possession of "good taste".

Spotter's Badge: Billy

Monday, March 30, 2015

Bad E-Fit

Bristol Post: This man has done some bad things

Hand yourself in, baby-faced Matt Lucas

Don't have nightmares

Spotter's Badge: Louise

Church theft anger

Crawley News: Vicar vows to forgive church sign thieves. FORGIVE THEM TO DEATH

Some fine dismayed posing as well

Spotter's Badge: Skuds

Flag theft anger

Sunshine Coast Daily: Stop stealing my flags, you drongoes

With a picture which firmly illustrates what no Australian flags might look like.

Spotter's Badge: Rob J

Sunday, March 29, 2015

X Factor C-Word anger

NZ Herald: Woman exchanges the word c*** with NZ X Factor about a million times

From a national paper, but it has the most starred-out c-words I have ever seen in a newspaper.

Bunch a c***s.

Spotter's Badge: Conan

Grim up north anger

Lancashire Telegraph: Woman worried back alley could become a haven for rats

Come the Apocalypse, you'll be thankful for the extra protein in your diet

Spotter's Badge: Karen

Market trader anger

East Anglia Daily Times: Traders angry as council tries to move them off their pitches

See this leek? Guess where it's going.

Spotter's Badge: Kate