Wednesday, August 24, 2016

Birmingham City FC and Elvis Presley anger

Birmingham Mail: Bloke told his football and Elvis window displays are bringing the neighbourhood down

Click through for many pictures of a sad Elvis fan.

Spotter's Badge: Jack

Tuesday, August 23, 2016

No new traffic lights anger

Brighton Argus: MP furious at lack of temporary traffic lights at notorious road bottleneck, before realising she turned up five hours early

You might call that bad time-keeping. We call it dedication to duty.

Spotter's Badge: Ian

No sun for Hampshire anger

Southern Daily Echo: THE KIDS upset as Hampshire misses out on heatwave

Kid in brown voted most likely to punch your face off if the weather doesn't improve quickly.

Spotter: Tania

Onion rings spider anger

Nottingham Post: Boy left terrified of Asda own-brand onion rings after spider crawled out of his packet

Except it would have been long dead by the time it reached the shop shelf... sooooo, HERE'S YOUR FREE PACKET OF ASDA OWN BRAND ONION RINGS!

Spotter's Badge: Holly, Everybody


Monday, August 22, 2016

Tiny council tax bill anger

Bath Chronicle: Man receives council tax demand for 1p

Hey guy, turn that frown upside down. It's funny!

 There you go.

Spotter's Badge: Everybody

Illegally stored rubbish anger

Lichfield Mercury: Local traders annoyed by the stench coming from warehouse

NOSE-HOLDING KLAXON

Spotter: Paul

Sticky mess all over my house anger

Stuff.nz: Egg and flour attacks cause sticky mess for residents

At least I assume they're eggs.

Sunday, August 21, 2016

Four week wait to empty bins anger

Basingstoke Gazette: Council haven't emptied recycling bin for four weeks because people keep parking in the road on bin day

Hint: Don't park in the road on bin day

Also, I've noticed that councillors in these shots have ditched the hi-viz gear and are now turning up with their lanyards of office around their necks. Don't say we haven't noticed, councillors - we WILL Be taking names.

Spotter's Badge: Gareth

Sweary email anger

Crawley News: Woman with tenancy agreement stapled to her face gets a sweary email from letting agent

The Banter Defence. Oh dear.

Spotter's Badge: Skuds

Cricket vs model planes anger

Lancashire Telegraph: Cricketers in dispute with model aircraft club over who gets to use the park

Come on everybody - share. Ten extra runs if you knock a plane out of the sky.

Spotter's Badge: Karen

Saturday, August 20, 2016

Stealing from Sweet Baby Jesus anger

South Wales Evening Post: Thieves steal from church in broad daylight

And next times, their testicles will be going in that strimmer.

Full bins anger

Plymouth Herald: Death stare after council forgets all about its own assisted bin scheme for the elderly

Don't empty the bins? That's a paddlin'

Spotter's Badge: Oli

Landing pad anger

Shetland News: Locals object to noise from emergency helicopter landing pad

Want to feel old? This is what Thunderbirds look like today

Spotter's Badge: Glen

Friday, August 19, 2016

Noisy road markings anger

Stourbridge News: Residents sick of the constant noise of cars driving over speed camera markings

Fine fingers in ears work, except for spokesman bloke, who is clearly too hard for this kind of thing.

Spotter's Badge: Simon

Southern Rail anger

Shoreham Herald: David Baddiel upset after kid left on railway platform

And compensated with £50 of Southern Rail vouchers, the poor bastards

Spotter's Badge: Angel