T-shirt anger

Sunshine Coast Daily: Man peeved by bowling club's dress code

Featuring the single greatest opening line in the history of journalism:

For the first time in his life Max Henry wished he had breasts.

Genius.

Spotter's Badge: Rob

Closed library flashback anger

Worcester News: Closed library set to become a pizza takeaway

Mmm... tasty, tasty pizza made out of tasty, tasty books

I hope the lady second from the right has recovered from Toksvig Neck Syndrome since this photo was taken

Spotter's Badge: James

Bridge repair anger

This is Oxfordshire: Villagers peeved over lack of repairs to damaged bridge

Perspective alert: "If the bridge gives way, it will be a tsunami".

No. No it won't.

Spotter's Badge: Suzanne

Stolen fuel anger

Dorset Echo: Thieves make off wih fuel oil from coach yard

Police searching for very small robber. Perhaps some sort of mouse.

Bad e-fit

Waltham Forest Guardian: Man wanted for running over pregnant woman

This scrote thinks it's fine to steal cars and run over the owners. 0300 123 1212 if - by some miracle - you know him.

Two month old dog crap anger

Sunderland Echo: Campaigner's fury as dog crap piles up

Collect enough little bags of dog crap - WIN A DOG.

Top marks to those who tried to put an end to the problem by trying to set fire to the turds. Alas, turds - as a rule - do not burn.

Stolen hawk anger

Oxford Mail: Anger as pet hawk stolen 'to silence it'

Or, the thieves may have been very, very hungry. Or a bigger, hawk-eating hawk.

Rubbish anger

Roundhay Today: Fury as rubbish goes uncollected

It strikes me that these large sacks would make ideal home insulation for the citizens of Oop North. Genius, that's me

School governors anger

Oxford Mail: Something something school governors boring something

Yet, the fact remains that these people are seething with anger. God, it must be grim in Oxford.

Bus strike anger

Oxford Mail: Extremely miffed bus drivers to strike over pay

One of the rules of this blog is that I never mock anybody's physical appearance. So I ask: How, exactly, have they photoshopped this poor chap's head?

Spotter's Badge: Suzanne

Roadworks anger

Bournemouth Echo: Angry shopkeep angry over gas main work

Holy Mother of God - what do they serve in this chap's eaterie?

Pleasing to see that the literal style of press photography has not died.

Dog crap anger

Dorset Echo: Villagers call for action over dog turds

Closer inspection shows that the dog warden is not pointing at turds as previously hoped. Photography FAIL.