Can't pay for my garden waste bin anger

Essex Live: Man doesn't have "the internet" so can't pay council for his bin

Alas, the 20th Century is so far away now.

Spotter's Badge: DH

We're not terrorists anger

Essex Live: Beauty salon forced to change its name because stupid people think they are terrorists

Islamic State are well known for forcing their beauty salons on people, the bastards.

Spotter's Badge: Brett

We don't want our address changed anger

Essex Live: New estate means existing homeowners told to change their address

Wait a minute... isn't that Jim from Friday Night Dinner? Where's Wilson?

Spotter's Badge: DH

Lookalike grammar pedant anger

Essex Live: Two old blokes go to the paper about rogue apostrophes, and THEY BOTH LOOKS THE SAME

It looks like the Chuckle Brother have new, slightly pedantic, rivals

They've got a point, though. Death to incorrect apostrophe's.

Spotter's Badge: DH, Joe