We're not terrorists anger

Essex Live: Beauty salon forced to change its name because stupid people think they are terrorists

Islamic State are well known for forcing their beauty salons on people, the bastards.

Spotter's Badge: Brett

Stop stealing all my shampoo anger

Lancashire Telegraph: Crimper (a word only ever used in news reports because it is shorter than hairdresser) upset after thieves steal shampoo from his crimping shop (a term I just made up) and he may NEVER CRIMP CLEAN HAIR AGAIN

The reflection in the glass betrays the fact that there is an audience for angry photo-taking. Who knew?

Spotter's Badge: Karen

Please fix my phone Talk Talk anger

Sunderland Echo: Business dries up after Talk Talk accidentally disconnects salon's phone

Those 80s pop bands are nothing but trouble.

It's tough enough as it is being Nick Knowles' stunt double.

Spotter's Badge: Steve

Foreign object in my lunch anger

Eastern Daily Press: Hairdresser finds beetle in her McDonalds

No, don't bother doing anything special for the photographer.

Spotter's Badge: Rich, Dave

Stop pooing in my shop anger

Northampton Chronicle: Beauty salon may be forced to close due to sewage leaking through the ceiling

Good thing she didn't dress up for the camera or anything.

Spotter's Badge: Mike

Free hairdo anger

Cambs Times: Fury as punters do a runner after racking up £100 bill

With a fabulous picture of what nobody having their hair done might look like.

Spotter's Badge: Alex

Didn't get planning permission anger

South Wales Evening Post: Hairdressing salon forced to move after failing to get planning permission

Look at the anger in those eyes. Some pencil-necked desk-jockey is going to get theirs.

Door handles anger

Bolton News: Thief saws off brass door handles from hairdresser's salon doors.

In fact, she's BRASSED OFF. /I'll get me coat.

Spotter's Badge: Karen, Paul

Salon name anger

Plymouth Herald: Barber shocked - SHOCKED - to find his shop in Grand Theft Auto

Also, the name is missing an "N"

Spotter's Badge: Stephen

Speeding hairdresser anger

Kent Online: Driver vows to fight speed camera ticket

In which one commenter suggests: "Civil disobedience, remove number plates before driving, simples!"


PRO-TIP: Any advice that ends with the word "Simples!" is guaranteed to be shit.

Spotter's Badge: Rob

Phone sabotage anger

Essex Echo: Businesses left without phones after somebody is a little out of order

My mind is immediately drawn to Doctor Who versus the Autons

Spotter's Badge: Barry

Bus stop hairdresser anger

Bournemouth Echo: Bus stop 'is killing my trade' says hairdresser

And not anything else, at all

Hairdresser parking anger

Shieffield Telegraph: Hairdressers snubbed in plea for extra parking

Superb thumbs down work there, photographer. Well played!

Spotter's Badge: Maggi

Salon name anger

Bournemouth Echo: Owner forced to change name of salon after row with cosmetics company Lush
 
Don't waste the letters, just change to "HULSH"

Broken phone anger

Middlewich Guardian: Hairdresser loses business as phone goes dead

She's actually been standing there for the last month, on hold to a call centre in Birmingham

Spotter's Badge: Maria

European rules anger

Lancashire Evening Post: Hairdresser's anger at proposed EU 'dress code' rules
Lancashire Telegraph: Hairdresser's anger at proposed EU 'dress code' rules

I'd let her give me a cut and blow dry. Also:
I'd let her give me a cut and blow dry

Spotter's Badge: Karen