Lost luggage cruise to HELL anger

Nottingham Post: Couple go on a cruise and DON'T get the fatal squirts, but still complain about lost luggage

I'm presuming it's one of those "PUNX NOT DEAD" nostalgia cruises they're doing these days.

Spotter: Gareth

Spent too long on a coach anger

Metro: Couple who went on a coach trip to Scotland complain that they spent too much time on a coach

Yeah, that's how long-distance coach holidays work, you maroons.

Spotter's Badge: Richard, Charlotte, Everybody

Kicked out of Pontins anger

Birmingham Mail: Family booted out of holiday camp because of late-night punch-up

Eight people for £300? The downside is that you have to spend it at Pontins.

Spotter: Charlotte

Vomit cruise anger

Geelong Advertiser: Couple upset by vomit, the galloping shits and breakdowns on cruise holiday

Pardon me if I'm wrong, but that's the entire cruise experience in a nutshell, isn't it?

Spotter's Badge: Michael

Vegas holiday ruined anger

Chronicle Live: Group's Vegas break UTTERLY RUINED because plane was overbooked

On the bright side, rifle through the comments to find 1947gnomely has finally caught up with you after giving him the slip for fifty years

Spotter's Badge: Tarquin Foxglove

Carrot smugglers anger

Oxford Mail: Couple fined £200 for accidentally breaking New Zealand's bio-security laws with a carrot

Aww, look at his sad little face.

Spotter's Badge: Nick

Got the wrong Birmingham anger (plus follow-up)

Birmingham Mail: Couple lose their dream Las Vegas holiday because they booked their flights from Birmingham, Alabama instead of Birmingham, UK

This is the kind of Jeremy Kyle level idiocy upon which this country is built. Well done. Well done, everybody.

Spotter's Badge: Adam, Everybody

But wait, what's this coming up on the blind side? 

Coventry Telegraph: Wrong airport couple given a free Vegas holiday by Virgin in what is not - NOT - a publicity stunt

Well, shit on that --- where's my free holiday, Virgin?

This is how we ended up making celebrities out of TOWIE and Geordie Shore.

Spotter's Badge: Rob R

Not a terrorist anger

Manchester Evening News: You know that box on the US Customs form that asks 'Are you planning to commit an act of terrorism while in the United States?' - Guess who ticked 'Yes'

*slow handclap*

Spotter's Badge: Charlotte

Boring holiday anger

Border Mail: Man wants party cruise, doesn't do his research and gets flower arranging, wants compo

I'm sure there were hundreds of women of a certain age after a party. You should have stuck it out, son.

Spotter's Badge: Meredith

Holiday money anger

Manchester Evening News: Woman claims local bureau de change gave her fake 50 euro notes

Holiday inconvenienced, because nobody ever takes their bank cards abroad

And a traveller's tip: Never accept 50 euro notes for foreign travel. Would you walk about your home town paying for everything with a £50 note?

Spotter's Badge: Iain

Portsmouth wrecked our holiday anger. Also: Belfast

Portsmouth News: Couple's romantic break in France ruined after they get trapped in Portsmouth

All the sympathy you'd expect from the commenters - after all, who'd ever want to leave such a fine city?

Meanwhile, in Belfast...

Belfast Telegraph: Man misses holiday because of passport problem

To be honest, yours looks like it's seen better days. (Must not mention hair Must not mention hair Must not mention hair Must not mention hair Must not mention hair)

HAIR

Spotter's Badge: Jonathan, iluvni

Ruined honeymoon anger

Manchester Evening News: Couple's romantic break UTTERLY WRECKED by scary landing at Manchester Airport

And they get more than a bumpy ride in the comments, too.

Spotter's Badge: Ben, Ian, Tom, Sean, Kate, Russell, Chris, Charlotte, Billy, Everybody

Ryanair anger

Birmingham Mail: Airline puts family on wrong plane by mistake

Stop sulking, they were doing you a favour

Spotter's Badge: Martyn

Lost holiday anger

Ulster Herald: Couple discover that if you don't pay for your holiday in time, the company will cancel it

Contracts, eh?

Expensive Ice Cream Anger

Sky News: British tourists furious after paying £54 for four ice creams in Rome

No local paper coverage, so I'm breaking my rule and posting from a national. JUST STOP SENDING ME THE LINK

Spotter's Badge: Dave, Christina, Everybody

Gamblers saved from themselves anger

Manchester Evening News: Flight delays mean poker players miss Vegas tournament

Well, them's the breaks in the gambling world. Chalk that up to one you didn't lose

Spotter's Badge: Charlotte

HOLIDAY HELL anger

Sheffield Star: Family's HOLIDAY HELL in Egypt

And sympathy from the commentards? What do you think?

Spotter's Badge: Gordon

Holiday from HELL anger

Wigan Today: Couple still in dispute with holiday firm two years after disastrous wedding trip

Sort it out, you planks.

Spotter's Badge: Ruth

Bulgaria holiday from HELL anger

Manchester Evening News: Families take legal action over HOLIDAY FROM HELL

And let's just say some of the commentards aren't exactly full of sympathy: "And lose the chav earring too."

Spotter's Badge: Maria

HOLIDAY HELL Anger

Wokingham Times: Couple claim HOLIDAY HELL after coming up against glacial US Immigration Service

Passengers held up by US immigrations? Now, there's a surprise