Who changed the locks on the notice board anger

Wigan Today: With all the world's problems solved, local groups come to fisticuffs over the lock on the parish notice board

There will be deaths over this, mark my words.

This is exactly the kind of non-story which made me start this site. Well played, everybody.

Spotter's Badge: Linzi, Michael

Slow internet service on Virgin Media with special guest star anger

Wigan Today: Man in long-running battle with Virgin Media over poor internet service

If only there was another customer in the North-West of England who was also in a long-running battle with Virgin Media.

As you were.

Spotter's Badge: Kane

Disabled Man With No Electricity Anger

Wigan Today: Disabled pensioner left without heating or means to heat food after electricity packs up

And in today's caring, sharing Big Society Britain, the amount of sympathy he is offered by the commentards is this: ZERO

The big bunch of shits, who'd be the first in the queue for compensation if the same happened to them.

Pain in the - oh-ho! - GLASS anger

Wigan Today: Anger as booze bottles dumped in lane

Holy Moly - that's a lot of cider

One for fans of irony anger

Wigan Today: Anger as anti-vandal fence is vandalised

"They should bring back flogging to stop this kind of destruction..."

Would that be your official party policy, sir?

"Stay away from my bins" anger

Wigan Today: Thieves target rubbish bins

"I'd show her my junk" (In the hope that they've got their bins back, so I may dispose of it safely and legally)

Away trip coach no-show anger

Wigan Today: Wigan fan furious as coach for match against Warrington fails to show up

FACT: Wigan and Warrington are a massive 14 miles apart

Holiday from HELL anger

Wigan Today: Couple still in dispute with holiday firm two years after disastrous wedding trip

Sort it out, you planks.

Spotter's Badge: Ruth

River vandalism anger

Wigan Today: Abject fury as bird table is thrown into river

Oh, the humanity!

Vandalism anger

Wigan Today sponsored by The Hot Tub Outlet: Councillors' fury as vandals strike again

That's the Hot Tub Outlet, for all your Hot Tub needs in the Wigan and Lancashire areas

Flooding anger

Wigan Today: Anger over flooding as repairs are delayed

Floodwater? You are, sir, having a giraffe.

Barrier repair anger

Wigan Today sponsored by The Hot Tub Outlet: Wigan man's fury over repairs to just two barriers

Also, they forgot the Evel Knievel-style ramp

Vandalism anger

Wigan Today: Midwife's anger as cameras fail to catch vandals

Something something sexist something catch her vandals something

Also: "Sponsored by The Hot Tub Outlet" - WHAT???

Spotter's Badge: Mark

Toilet anger

Wigan Today: Mums in plea for new loos at park

It's too late for the girl halfway down the slide, and the lad in front's REALLY angry.

Spotter's Badge: Kate

Passport anger

Wigan Today: Teenager's anger after he is denied passport

He's got a passport. A PASSPORT TO MISERY.

Spotter's Badge: Mike/Mailwatch forum

Rubbish anger

Wigan Today: Flat dwellers 'drowning in a sea of rubbish'

There is only one alternative: Eat the rubbish. Or dump it in a hedge.

Dump it in a hedge, man.