Stolen veggies anger

Border Mail: "I hope they choke," says gardener after produce stolen from garden

Other threats may include "Guess where this marrow's going"

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Toilet too near my house anger

Border Mail: Woman doesn't want a toilet to be built 30 metres (98 feet) from her house

It's worse than she thinks. THERE'S ONE INSIDE HER HOME RIGHT NOW.

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Left out in the cold anger

Border Mail: Non-residents to be excluded from community firewood scheme

...and will, as the natural order dictates, be left to freeze to death.

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Nosey Parkers Anger

Border Mail: Neighbourhood Watch chief concedes that Neighbourhood Watch isn't the force it once was

It's just him, and that badly-drawn face pinned to a pole. Thieves - fill your boots.

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Stole my tat anger

Border Mail:  Thieves make off with haul from antiques shop in stolen pram

If somebody comes up to you in the pub and offers you a powder blue antique pram, that number again: 999

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Post Office closure anger

Border Mail: Residents upset as their post office closes

The nearest one's only 25 miles away, just round the corner in Australian terms

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Lingerie shop anger

Border Mail: Locals shocked - SHOCKED - that shops exist where people can buy underwear

A boudoir, in the centre of town. Whatever next?

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Fluoride hunger strike anger

Border Mail: Man goes on hunger strike to protest plans to add fluoride to local water

Oh stop it, man. You'll end up ill or dead and then you'll be no use to anyone.

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Closed swimming pool anger

Border Mail: 'Where are the kiddiewinks going to learn to swim if we close the swimming pool?'

Try the local river. Either they learn to swim, or something bitey gets them.

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Shop break-in anger

Border Mail: Boy charged with sledgehammer attack on shop

Come for the arty photo, stay for the only-in-Australia word "Wodonga"

Meanwhile, across town...

Border Mail: Parents hit with massive school bus bill

a) Strong one-strapping skills

b) The girls in white is absolutely photoshopped in

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Arty letterbox anger

Border Mail: Which one of you filthy dags stole my letter box?

The replacement is just as lovely (if you're into brutalist architecture)

Follow-up...

Border Mail: Strewth! I got it back!

Hooray!

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Boring holiday anger

Border Mail: Man wants party cruise, doesn't do his research and gets flower arranging, wants compo

I'm sure there were hundreds of women of a certain age after a party. You should have stuck it out, son.

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Tax office protest anger

Border Mail: One-man protest outside tax office

...through the tried-and-tested-and-utterly-ineffective medium of garden chair and huge piece of card that you can't read.

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Broken down train overreaction anger

Border Mail: Mum says she's going to have to travel the night before just in case another train breaks down and they miss a hospital appointment

Treatment for her MASSIVE hand, I gather.

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Plastic pasta anger

Border Mail: Woman finds piece of plastic in her takeaway meal

"I thought it was glass when I saw it on the plate and then my husband looked at and said 'that's plastic'."

He's a sharp one, that Mr Kelly

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Fallen tree anger

Border Mail: Trees falling on roads are quite dangerous, says local expert

She's not really an expert. She just likes trees.

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Bowling club hoons anger

Border Mail: Hoons wreck bowling club and facilities

Featuring the world's worst attempt to cover up a crudely-drawn phallus.

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Water polo anger

Border Mail: Water polo star unable to continue training after being locked out of school pool

Won't anyone think of the horses?

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Public toilet anger

Border Mail: Pharmacy owner can't wait a minute longer, campaigns for public loos to be re-opened

NONE SHALL PASS (water)

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Low-fi identity theft anger

Border Mail: Fake Grealy Motors entry appears in Yellow Pages, real Grealy Motors not pleased

Aw bless, they still use phone books.

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