Poo Alley anger
Bexley News Shopper: Man claims Poo Alley a health hazard for kids
Ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
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Bexley News Shopper: Man claims Poo Alley a health hazard for kids
Ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
Spotter's Badge: James
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9:01 pm
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Labels: angry people holding up signs, Bexley News Shopper
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Essex Echo: Anger as plans for 600 new homes win approval
Surely the best sideboards ever to feature on these pages
Spotter's Badge: Barry
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Alistair Coleman
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12:00 pm
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Labels: Angry old people, Essex Echo
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Folkbladet: Swedish man tries to withdraw cash, receives mouse instead
In other news: Swedish Chef loses vital ingredient
Spotter's Badge: Studley
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Alistair Coleman
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9:00 am
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Labels: angry swedes, Folkbladet
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Hull Daily Mail: Parents unite to save soft play centre
Our spotter says: The problem is, in Hull we don't like soft play - that's for soft southern nancies. We want hard play with sharp edges and concrete.
Spotter's Badge: Peter
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Alistair Coleman
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8:00 am
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Labels: angry mums, Hull Daily Mail
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Essex Echo: Shortage of pink bags amid recycling frenzy
...despite making them pink, and everything
Spotter's Badge: Barry
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Alistair Coleman
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7:50 am
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Labels: angry shoppers, Essex Echo
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Reading Evening Post: Dad's fears over speeding traffic during school run
Just to point out that's NOT his hair by his feet. That is all.
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Alistair Coleman
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7:40 am
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Labels: Angry parents, Reading Evening Post
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Crawley News: Housing association urged to fix heating after two years
Our spotter says: 'Heating system woe' - Does anybody ever say 'woe' outside a newsroom?
I say: Why, YES and I've got a whole book of it.
Spotter's Badge: Skuds
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Alistair Coleman
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12:00 pm
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Labels: Angry residents, Crawley News
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Hull Daily Mail: Mum's anger at 47p compensation after finding drill bit in bread
And it's your super soaraway Hull Daily Mail who puts 'found' in weasel quotes
Spotter's Badge: Peter
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Alistair Coleman
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8:00 am
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Labels: angry shoppers, Hull Daily Mail
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East Grinstead Courier and Observer: Residents complain of 134 potholes on street
That's nothing - they found 4,000 in Blackburn, Lancashire
Spotter's Badge: Rob
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Alistair Coleman
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7:50 am
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Labels: Angry residents, East Grinstead Courier and Observer
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Reading Evening Post: Schoolgirls in battle over the wrong trousers
...and they've gone wrong!
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Alistair Coleman
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7:40 am
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Labels: Angry Kids, Reading Evening Post
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Halesowen News: Clean up potentially fatal dog poop, says local Labour candidate
She says, squatting suspiciously in the gutter
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Alistair Coleman
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12:00 pm
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Labels: angry people pointing, Halesowen News
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Morley Observer: Pensioners slightly miffed at poor bus service
Also, Angry Santa
Spotter's Badge: Paul
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Alistair Coleman
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8:00 am
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Labels: Angry old people, Morley Observer
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Portsmouth News: Dismay as £1,800 stolen as cafe raided for second time
And yes, leaving a metric shitload of cash on the premises with no alarm or CCTV leads to a good kicking from the commentards
Spotter's Badge: Jon
Posted by
Alistair Coleman
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7:50 am
4
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Labels: Angry shopkeepers, Portsmouth News
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Hendon and Finchley Times: Anger as street to be overshadowed by new flats
Excellent fist-shaking fury.
Spotter's Badge: David
Posted by
Alistair Coleman
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7:40 am
2
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Labels: Angry campaigners, Hendon and Finchley Times
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Sheffield Star: Community protests against homes plan on site of hill fort
Surely one of the shoddiest protest placards I have ever seen
Spotter's Badge: Maggi
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Alistair Coleman
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12:00 pm
1 comments
Labels: Angry campaigners, Sheffield Star
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Halifax Courier: Road junction 'an accident waiting to happen' say campaigners
Solution: Blow this photo up to ten feet by ten feet, display at road junction. That'll stop any driver dead in their tracks
Spotter's Badge: Paul
Posted by
Alistair Coleman
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8:00 am
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Labels: Angry campaigners, halifax courier
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Bradford Telegraph and Argus: Family upset as Bradford edition of Monopoly has cards for Plymouth version
I am reliably informed that the first comment is a troll. Played, sir!
Spotter's Badge: John
Posted by
Alistair Coleman
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7:50 am
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Labels: Angry families, Bradford Telegraph and Argus
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Manchester Evening News: Women left 'in limbo' as private clinic which supplied sub-standard implants goes ...err... bust
And the sort of commentard sympathy that makes you want to leave the planet
Spotter's Badge: Charlotte
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Alistair Coleman
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7:40 am
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Labels: angry women, Manchester Evening News
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Middlesbrough Gazette Live: Parking plan could threaten hairdresser's business, says sultry hairdresser
I dare say I'd ...er... let her do pretty much what she wants
Spotter's Badge: Charlotte
Posted by
Alistair Coleman
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12:00 pm
5
comments
Labels: Angry shopkeepers, Middlesbrough Gazette
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Sheffield Star: Dad's anger after blockage causes garden to flood with sewage
I've looked long and hard at this photo, and ask: What's holding him up?
Spotter's Badge: Geoff
Posted by
Alistair Coleman
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8:00 am
4
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Labels: angry blokes, Sheffield Star
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Watford Observer: Raw sewage flows into estate after pump failure
Our spotter points out that it took them seven days to notice
Spotter's Badge: TRT
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Alistair Coleman
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7:50 am
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Labels: Angry residents, Watford Observer
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Shropshire Star: Shock as 8-foot anaconda dumped on man's doorstep
One for the ladies: I expect you'd like to do something with his snake
Spotter's Badge: Peter
Posted by
Alistair Coleman
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7:40 am
3
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Labels: angry pet owners, Shropshire Star
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Manchester Evening News: Woman living in studentland launches campaign against students
They'll eat her alive. If they could be bothered to get out of bed. Right, kids?
Spotter's Badge: Charlotte, Maria, Smyth
Posted by
Alistair Coleman
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12:00 pm
3
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Labels: Angry residents, Manchester Evening News
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Wolverhampton Express and Star: Woman upset as vandals kill hen
You know how I feel about making snarky comments about crime victims on these pages, so SHUT IT.
Also: Catch these tossers who did it. That is all.
Spotter's Badge: Martyn
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Alistair Coleman
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8:00 am
7
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Labels: angry crime victims, Wolverhampton Express and Star
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Bournemouth Echo: Impotent rage as high winds blow over recycling bins
Oh, the humanity!
Posted by
Alistair Coleman
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7:50 am
3
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Labels: Angry residents, Bournemouth Echo, First World problems
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Jarrow and Hebburn Gazette: House is unfit for my kids, says angry woman
Well, yeah, it is a craphole
Spotter's Badge: Russ
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Alistair Coleman
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7:40 am
4
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Labels: angry householders, Jarrow and Hebburn Gazette
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Why not go HERE and give me your vote? I will be your special, best friend FOREVER and will post a picture of myself pointing angrily at something.
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Manchester Evening News: Man awarded £3,500 after choking on rubber in crisp packet
He's got the X FACTOR!
Spotter's Badge: Charlotte, Maria, Smyth
Posted by
Alistair Coleman
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12:00 pm
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Labels: angry blokes, Manchester Evening News
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Wakefield Express: Mild panic as live grenade found at Asda store
That's nothing. Have you seen those Tesco Value Anti-Personnel Mines?
Spotter's Badge: Paul
Posted by
Alistair Coleman
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8:00 am
2
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Labels: Not angry at all, Wakefield Express
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Birmingham Mail: Parents angry as school enforces uniform rules
"I can't afford to get him new shoes", she says, brandishing a pair of £70 trainers
*facepalm*
Spotter's Badge: Martyn
Posted by
Alistair Coleman
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7:50 am
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Labels: Angry parents, Birmingham Mail
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Bournemouth Echo: Mind-bending fury as 'scum' steal cash from Help for Heroes charity pot
"These people have got no respect and a complete lack of conscious," Mr Alderson said.
FIXED THAT FOR YOU:
"These people have got no respect and when we've finished with them they will no longer be conscious."
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Alistair Coleman
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7:40 am
3
comments
Labels: angry crime victims, Bournemouth Echo
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Batley News: Friends of local park unable to carry out their annual human sacrifice unless they can find new members
That can be the only reason for the nervous look on the face of the lady on the right
Spotter's Badge: Paul
Posted by
Alistair Coleman
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8:00 am
3
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Labels: Angry campaigners, Batley News
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Edinburgh Evening News: Fears of more tat shops as traders pull out of Edinburgh's Royal Mile
"Do as I say, or I strangle this cat"
Spotter's Badge: Caroline
Posted by
Alistair Coleman
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7:50 am
1 comments
Labels: Angry shopkeepers, Edinburgh News
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Staffordshire Newsletter: Britain in Bloom bid put in jeopardy thanks to appearance of ugly box on High Street
In true Hot Fuzz style, they'll be sorting out the crusty jugglers next
Spotter's Badge: Jeremy
Posted by
Alistair Coleman
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7:40 am
1 comments
Labels: angry people pointing, Staffordshire Newsletter
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Worcester News: Mother-of-four wonders why she has been barred from local night clubs
I admit that my first reaction was "That's a tranny right?" Does that make me a bad person?
Spotter's Badge: James, L0wey
And a big welcome to visitors from Mumsnet. This moment is probably the very pinnacle of this site's work.
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Alistair Coleman
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9:28 pm
9
comments
Labels: angry mad cat women, Best of APILN, Worcester News
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Yorkshire Evening Post: Councillor fears fatal accident unless speed limit is reduced at notorious junction
Formerly known as Mastur Bayton Lane, that sign covers any number of unpleasant sights
Spotter's Badge: Paul
Posted by
Alistair Coleman
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8:00 am
1 comments
Labels: angry councillors, Yorkshire Evening Post
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Halifax Courier: Bill S Preston Esq has a bogus adventure after his car is clamped, despite his pregnant princess babe sitting inside
No way!
WAY!
Spotter's Badge: George
Posted by
Alistair Coleman
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7:50 am
1 comments
Labels: angry drivers, halifax courier
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Essex Echo: Residents furious as communal satellite dish breaks down and leaves flats without TV
Excuse me while I find my tiny, tiny violin
Spotter's Badge: Barry
Posted by
Alistair Coleman
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7:40 am
4
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Labels: Angry residents, Essex Echo, First World problems
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London Evening Standard: Bakery faces closure after complaint about late-night noise
I'd let her show me her buns
Spotter's Badge: Ben
Posted by
Alistair Coleman
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7:40 am
3
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Labels: Angry shopkeepers, London Evening Standard
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Yorkshire Evening Post: Theft of quad bike from school allows foxes to get in and kill chickens TO DEATH
And once again, the massacre of school chickens the length and breadth of the country goes on unabated
Spotter's Badge: Paul
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Alistair Coleman
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8:00 am
2
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Labels: angry teachers, Yorkshire Evening Post
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Crawley News: High-profile support as Richard Nixon fights parking ticket
Pout of the Year, and it's only January
Spotter's Badge: Skuds
Posted by
Alistair Coleman
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7:50 am
0
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Labels: angry drivers, Crawley News
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North Norfolk News: Businessman slams court warning over £1 council tax bill
Pay it in 100 weekly installments. That'll learn them.
Spotter's Badge: Caroline
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Alistair Coleman
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7:40 am
1 comments
Labels: angry businessmen, North Norfolk News
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Yorkshire Evening Post: Dismay as social club members get £33 windfall from sale of club
Looks more like the world's worst identity parade
Spotter's Badge: Paul
Posted by
Alistair Coleman
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3:14 pm
4
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Labels: angry people from oop north, Yorkshire Evening Post
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Yorkshire Evening Post: People concerned about consultation over moves to re-locate clinics
Only one of these people is angry. Can you tell which one it is?
Spotter's Badge: Paul
Posted by
Alistair Coleman
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8:00 am
2
comments
Labels: angry councillors, Yorkshire Evening Post
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Edinburgh Evening News: Anger as people take all the apples from community garden
YET HE HAS AN APPLE
Spotter's Badge: Caroline
Posted by
Alistair Coleman
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7:50 am
3
comments
Labels: angry blokes, Edinburgh News
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Portsmouth News: Driving instructor gets fine for parking in car park of his sister's pub
...with a look on his face that tells of a future accidental running over of a foot on a zebra crossing. Live in Waterlooville and need to learn to drive? This is your man.
Spotter's Badge: Jon
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Alistair Coleman
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7:40 am
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Labels: angry drivers, Portsmouth News
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Oxford Mail: Campaign group objects to council gravel extraction plans
And clearly the poshest person ever to appear on these pages
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Alistair Coleman
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8:00 am
0
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Labels: angry posh people, Oxford Mail
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Morley Observer: Residents fume as bins not emptied after nine weeks
"I'd stuff her green bin and bounce up and down on it until the lid was shut"
Posted by
Alistair Coleman
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7:50 am
5
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Labels: Angry residents, Morley Observer
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Wakefield Express: Shopkeeps angry at plans to re-develop town centre
"I'd park her round the back of the Town Hall"
Spotter's Badge: Paul
Posted by
Alistair Coleman
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7:40 am
4
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Labels: Angry shopkeepers, Wakefield Express
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York Press: Family's ceiling collapses after plumbers fail to find fault
To be fair, Mario and Luigi WERE off rescuing a princess.
Spotter's Badge: @L0wey
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Alistair Coleman
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1:41 pm
3
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Labels: angry householders, York Press
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