Sunday, July 31, 2016

We don't want your Pokemon round here messing with the dead people anger

Barry and District News: Councillors ban Pokemon Go from local cemetery

Top marks to the reporter for actually finding a Pokemon and asking what it thinks of the ban.

"Screw you, Barry Town Council"
Just as we expected. Was rather hoping for a Digglet.

Spotter's Badge: Shirl

Stolen swing anger

Southland Times: The people who stole the swing from kiddiewinks are going to SUFFER

"As you can see, what remains makes a perfect torture implement for the culprits"

They don't mess about in New Zealand.

Stop using our street as a rat run anger

London Evening Standard: Residents fed up of lorries using their street as a short cut

Top marks to the truck driver, on a zebra crossing with both thumbs up.

Spotter's Badge: Jon H

Speeding drivers anger

Bexley News Shopper: Woman starts petition over speeding after her cat is killed

Strong clothes pegs in the hair skills here.

Spotter's Badge: Christina

Saturday, July 30, 2016

"I'm not racist but..." anger

Gloucestershire Live: Man with Nazi flag on display at his house denies he's racist

Apology accepted, just as long as you don't have anything else that can be misconstrued as a little bit, you know... completely fucking insanely racist.


Spotter's Badge: Loaftoaster, Mal

No lollies for you anger

Gloucestershire Live: Teacher plans to buy lollies for the whole school, but Morrison's won't let her

And now she's stolen your trolley. How do you like THEM apples?

Spotter's Badge: Shôn

Fell down a hole anger

Watford Observer: Woman falls down pothole while collecting child from school, blames everybody else

Click through to the comments, where she wades in and digs herself an even deeper hole. Which she will probably fall down.

Spotter's Badge: TRT, Ed, Jay

Friday, July 29, 2016

Oh look it's you again anger

Plymouth Herald: Man who once appeared on Too Fat To Work (amongst many other things) campaigns against new branch of KFC

He's going to chain himself to a fence. Good luck with that.

Spotter's Badge: Nikki

Even more seagull attack anger

Worcester News: Kill them! KILL THEM ALL!! says victim of seagull attack

You're free to say that, of course, but now the seagulls know who you are and where you live.

Spotter's Badge: Ade

Thursday, July 28, 2016

Not really all that angry over theft anger

Northern Echo: Thief makes off with bottle of rum laced with laxatives

Jeremy Corbyn - centre - taking a great deal of satisfaction in this.

Spotter: Joss

Stop stealing my mobility scooter anger

Bournemouth Echo: Man is robbed of his mobility scooter for the second time this year, and would quite like people to stop

The folded arms of disgruntlement

Spotter's Badge: Ben

Wednesday, July 27, 2016

Rubbish play areas anger

Eastern Daily Press: Mayor of Cromer concerned about sad state of town's playgrounds

The mayor of Cromer looks like he's 14 years old.

Spotter's Badge: Dave

Please don't take our porn studio away anger

Bristol Post: Residents don't want former porn studio turned into flats

With the UK scud film industry on its knees and Brexit only going to make matters worse, we salute these people and their campaign

Tuesday, July 26, 2016

Split rubbish sack anger

Falmouth Packet: Woman's war on rubbish bags split by seagulls

Or the council could make a switch to "bins" which are known to be popular in other parts of the country.

Wrong kind of yellow anger

Welwyn and Hatfield Times: Three attempts to get the right shade of yellow for yellow lines

You would have expected a local council to have a plentiful supply.

And he's a busy man, is Councillor Cowan

Welwyn and Hatfield Times: Road sign still not fixed after three months

You don't want to go to Hatfield, anyway.

Spotter's Badge: Joshua, Renee

Monday, July 25, 2016

Squishy wedding cake anger

North Wales Daily Post: Couple's big day 'ruined' by saggy wedding cake

You might have your opinion on this, but that is a very saggy wedding cake.

Spotter's Badge: Suzanne

Cut the sodding grass anger - An Angry People Special

Councils can't afford to cut the grass these days because of THATCHER. However, a lot of people think they should cut the grass and close libraries instead.

Lancashire Telegraph: Cut the sodding grass

Wolverhampton Express and Star: Cut the sodding grass

Of course, the moment the council DO cut the grass, somebody still complains...

Manchester Evening News: You cut the grass, now look at the sodding state of it

Spotter's Badge: Karen, Gordy, Alex, Alexis

Sunday, July 24, 2016

Sweary toy anger

Shropshire Star: Mum's fury at the word 'shit' on children's toy

Fury over "shit"? What is this world coming to? I was expecting an F___ at the very least.

Spotter's Badge: James, Matthew

School eyebrows anger

Portsmouth News: Mum takes daughter, 11, out of school in row over eye make-up

Anguished quotes, sad looks to camera. All over eyebrows. Good thing there's nothing important happening in the world.

Spotter's Badge: Andy, Jon, John

Saturday, July 23, 2016

Think of the hamsters anger

Bexley News Shopper: Falling glass could have killed my hamsters TO DEEEEEATH

It didn't.

Spotter's Badge: Neil, Richard, Ian

Pointing at rubbish anger

Craven Herald: Councillor helpfully points at tonnes of building waste dumped in road

Seriously, asbestos, these people are scum.

Spotter's Badge: Karen

Friday, July 22, 2016

Empty paddling pool anger

Nottingham Post: Why is this popular paddling pool closed? What about the poor, tearful kiddiewinks?

It's got a hole in it. Next question.

Spotter's Badge: Hazel

Sick of rescuing your lawn mower anger

Southland Times: Council refuses to drag man's lawn mower out of the mud for a third time, tells him to buy a new one

Fraser's neighbour helped him to move the mower the next day. 


Spotter's Badge: Andy

Leave the kiddiewinks alone anger

Derby Telegraph: Local misery calls the police over kids playing in the street

Find out who did it and shit through his letterbox. It's the only language these curs understand.

Spotter's Badge: Mark

Thursday, July 21, 2016

Wonga wasp nest anger

Hull Daily Mail: Woman says she's taken out a doorstep loan to get rid of a wasps' nest

I think I'll be siding with the yellow buzzy bastards in this one-sided battle.

Spotter's Badge: Ian

Not a smackhead anger

Hull Daily Mail: Clean-living chap turned down by the Army after his doctor mistakenly tells them he's a drug addict

Carry on, Doctor

Spotter's Badge: Ian

Food truck battle anger

Melbourne Age: 'Stop crapping in my car park', restaurant owner urges food truck customers

"These appalling conditions have become similar to India," says man who presumably knows what he's talking about.

Spotter's Badge: Meredith

Wednesday, July 20, 2016

Goat attack anger

Bradford Telegraph and Argus: Woman left with bruised leg after being followed by a hungry goat after their shopping

A superb study in the inate horror of the human condition in the post-Brexit world.

Spotter's Badge: Pablo

Stolen defibrillator anger

Aberdeen Evening Express: Utter bonehead on the loose in NE Scotland

If they catch the culprit, can they apply it to his genitals?

Spotter's Badge: David, Steve

Phone mast think of the kiddiewinks anger

Bexley News Shopper: People living near petrol station think phone mast will give them cancer

*Nods head*

Spotter's Badge: Neil, Rob C

Tuesday, July 19, 2016

Geezer banned from Iceland anger

Barking and Dagenham Post: Dictionary definition of a geezer wants to know why he's been banned from his local Iceland supermarket


Ruined birthday anger

Plymouth Herald: Girl's 12th birthday 'ruined' after courier fails to deliver present on time

A bit of perspective: My 13th birthday ended up with me concussed by my sister, my next door neighbour dead at his own hand, and my present blown up by the IRA. That's ruined, you lightweights.

Spotter's Badge: Robert

Dumped fridges anger

Lancashire Telegraph: Ten old fridges dumped in back alley

A true act of generosity. Every house gets one.

Spotter's Badge: Karen

Monday, July 18, 2016

Kiddiewinks' cinema visit anger

Huddersfield Daily Examiner: Aunt's cinema treat for the kiddiewinks ends in tears after her payment card doesn't work

Never fear, this experience has taught the younglings some valuable life lessons: Life is cruel, and then you appear in the newspaper looking sad.

Spotter's Badge: Russell

Fatty pipes anger

Abingdon Herald: Shopkeeps face loss of trade as water company clears out fat-clogged sewers

If he's on a limb, he can help with those huge hands

Spotter's Badge: Jonathan

Paint accident anger

Watford Observer: Store denies responsibility after paint spills on girl's shoe

"You just don’t expect paint to fall all over your daughter when you go shopping on a Saturday, do you?"

You can hope.

Spotter's Badge: Jay, TRT, Andy

Sunday, July 17, 2016

Giant hogweed anger

Norwich Evening News: Giant hogweed reaches Norfolk

Minutes after this photo was taken, it lashed out with tragic results.

Spotter's Badge: Stacia

Bowling green anger

Bolton News: Bowlers lament poor quality of council-run greens

I was going to suggest that they bowl over-arm instead. But they are.

Spotter's Badge: Karen

Saturday, July 16, 2016

Sports club anger

Bournemouth Echo: Vandals smash up kiddiewinks' sports club

Top pouting, front centre.

Spotter's Badge: Ashley

Too far from school anger

Hull Daily Mail: Boy lives "too far" from nearest schools to get a place

He should be happy with the place they've offered at Sith Lord Academy.

Spotter's Badge: Ian

Friday, July 15, 2016

Charity shop anger

Weston Mercury: Anger as charity shop windows smashed

Fading away like Marty McFly, there.

Spotter's Badge: SlimJim

Hedgerow massacre anger

Lancashire Telegraph: Volunteers bewildered as contractors slash back hedges and flowers at park

It's fun to stay at the Y M C A

Spotter's Badge: Karen

Thursday, July 14, 2016

Cheeky number two anger

Hull Daily Mail: Woman locked inside hotel after using their toilets

The 1,000-yard stare of someone who has seen some shit (possibly her own)

Spotter's Badge: Ian, L0wey

Not actually a real mayor anger

Gloucestershire Live: Dive-bombing seagulls make mock mayor afraid to leave his home


Spotter's Badge: Hullablue