Monday, July 04, 2016

Even more long grass anger

Bexley News Shopper: After Britain votes in an austerity government, people get angry that there's no money to cut the grass any more

But you've made a start. Another 9,999 handfuls will get you home. My name's Ben Elton, goodnight.

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6 comments:

Alfalfamale said...

She can grab my stalk.

Anonymous said...

I'd like to trim her grass

CDN said...

Table, tablecloth, blender, 10kg of ice cubes in a cooler box, stack of polycarbonate cups... she can make a killing selling buckwheat smoothies by the roadside.

Mark Wadsworth said...

Again, would you or would you not mind giving her grass a good trim?

Anonymous said...

I'll mow her lawn, Fnarr fnarrr

Anonymous said...

I'd have sexual relations with her, if you know what I mean.