Thursday, March 31, 2011

Dog poop anger

Chard and Ilminster News: School urges crackdown on dog mess

An early contender fo this year's Most Dismal Press Photograph of the Year Award. Well played!

Even more dog poop anger

Hemsworth and South Elmsall Express: Young footballers (oh-ho!) kick up a stink over dog mess

Hey! You! At the back! LOOK ANGRY!

Homeless food anger

Reading Evening Post: Local charity running out of food for the homeless, on account of the homeless turning up and eating it all

Three words: Eat the homeless. Nobody's going to miss the odd tramp every now and then

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Dead kangaroo anger

Whittlesea Leader: Anger over dead joey on farm land

"I'd show them my joey"

Yoink! Pothole anger again

About My Area: Local council deploys pothole moles, crouching official

Top crouching. Crouching is a lost art.

Housing Association Cock-up Anger

Diss Express: Just read it for yourself, right? [Click to embiggen]

And sort it out, you planks.

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

So angry we've brought along an actual bloody tank anger

Dorset Echo: Campaigners bring tank, strange acronym to march against new council offices

At the age of 105, I think we have found this site's oldest ever angry person.

And in the name of pedantry, I am accutely aware that the vehicle is a mobile artillery piece rather than a tank.

Flooding anger

Comment News: Mum's concern over flooding threat

Kids' concern over Pennywise the Clown threat

Spotter's Badge: Kim

Angry journalist anger

Ipswich Evening Star: Reporter banned by council for running negative stories

Well deserved anger, journo bloke.


Angry swan anger

Southampton Daily Echo: Fury, fear as angry swan runs amok, pecks girl on the knee

Any broken arms? All it takes is one flap of a wing, you know.

Monday, March 28, 2011

Disconnected Phone anger

Comment News: Aussie bloke slightly miffed as phone disconnected for two weeks

No mate - it can't be for me. It's not working.

Spotter's Badge: Kim

Yellow lines anger

Glossop Advertiser: Anger as council paints double yellow lines outside house

It must be bad enough living in such a tiny place as it is

Spotter's Badge: Maria

CCTV anger, again

Bournemouth Echo: Angry shopkeep refuses to allow police access to shop's CCTV footage

In fact, he's so annoyed, he's managed to strike exactly the same pose as he did last May

Sunday, March 27, 2011

Golf green anger

Midland Kalamunda Reporter: Fury as vandals rip up golf greens

The three man version of the YMCA dance: IT NEVER WORKS

Spotter's Badge: Kim

Playground anger

Lancashire Evening Post: Children 'gutted' as council forces playgroup to remove play area

Couple of the kids wilfully off-message, there

Spotter's Badge: Ian

Saturday, March 26, 2011

Right-to-buy anger

This is Hull and East Riding: People who bought council houses found that they're worthless

Top arm-crossing

Spotter's Badge: Mark

Grass verge anger

Northants Evening Telegraph: Fury over drivers who park on grass verges

Never mind that, he's going to do himself an injury if he keeps up that pose any longer

Spotter's Badge: Victor

Welsh anger, isn't it?

Western Mail: Welsh language activists ransack Tory's office

A Tory? In Wales? It's a joke, right?

Spotter's Badge: Welsh Speaker

Friday, March 25, 2011

Width restriction anger

Watford Observer: Fury, staring, as road's width restriction causes damage to cars

Something, something, bingo wing mirrors.

Spotter's Badge: TRT

More bus cut anger

Cambridge News: Cutting bus route "is a real blow to villagers"

"I'd like to blow his villager," says our spotter.

Spotter's Badge: Alasdair

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Not fat kid anger

Northants Evening Telegraph: Anger as NHS calls skinny kid fat

Serious case of pie deficiency, there

Spotter's Badge: Victor

Bus cut anger

Peterlee Mail: Villagers angry as bus services face axe

Superb crowd scene: Probably more people in that shot than have used the bus service in the last two years

Reflecto-pothole anger

North East Journal Live: Angry local councillor (oh-ho!) looks into pothole menace

Local newspaper snappers: The bar has been set a notch higher. Beat THAT

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Bad E-fit

Wilts and Gloucester Standard: Please make appeal as cosmetics stolen in beauty store raid

And bloody hell, they both really, really need those cosmetics.

Don't have nightmares

Hostage anger

Cairns Post: Mum's fury as petrol station demands children as hostages over unpaid fuel bill

No, our Sexist Comment Generator's on the blink. Sorry.

Spotter's Badge: Mark

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Travellers' camp anger

Essex Echo: Laindon residents (Twin town: Mogadishu) protest against plans for camp for travellers

I've lived in the concrete jungle of Laindon. Believe me, a travellers' camp will add some much-needed class.

Spotter's Badge: Laura

Airport anger

Crawley News: Residents near Gatwick Airport complain about aircraft noise

Yeah, good luck with that.

Spotter's Badge: Skuds

Roadkill hat anger

Edinburgh Evening News: Death threats for man who makes hats out of roadkill

Move to Cornwall, mate. They'll love you.

Spotter's Badge: Caroline

Monday, March 21, 2011

Tesco anger

Hunts Post: Anger at plans for new Tesco store

"TESCO": Dreadful and rather confusing name for an anti-Tesco campaign group. We've got (genuinely) Weymouth Against Needless Congestion. They couldn't think of anything that began with a K, obviously.

Spotter's Badge: Caroline

Fire risk anger

Canning Times: Strewth! The dried-up riverbed's a right old tinderbox, Bruce

"I'd give her some moisture"

Spotter's Badge: Kim

Dog walking anger

Bucks Free Press: Anger at council threat to ban dogs from woods

"I'd show her some 'wood'"

Sunday, March 20, 2011

Volunteering anger

Weekend Courier: Angry Aussies angry over disputes at volunteering service, or something

The picture requires no caption. It is pure, undiluted Antipodean fury

Spotter's Badge: Kim

Debris anger

Halifax Courier: Anger as debris blocks road in Halifax

...causing thousands of pounds worth of improvements.

Saturday, March 19, 2011

Piano anger

Norwich Evening News: Teenager piano player faces ban over noise

Worth the click-through for the angry video.

Spotter's Badge: Danielle

Air Conditioning anger

Eastern Reporter: Complaints over lack of air conditioning in school classrooms

"I'd make her sweat"

Spotter's Badge: Kim

Care home anger

Shields Gazette: Residents' fury over care home plan

Of course, they should move them in with a bunch of junkies. Think of the larks!

Spotter's Badge: Mark

Friday, March 18, 2011

Wall damage anger

Sheffield Star: Pointing man slightly miffed as Co-Op lorries damage his wall

Poor show in the comments. Nobody's slagged him off for daring have a garden wall in the way.

Spotter's Badge: Maggi

Dancing anger

East Anglia Daily Times: Ladies fed up over lack of male dancing companions

They're doing it wrong: Advertise it as a "Grab a Granny" night, and believe me, THEY WILL COME. Repeatedly.

Spotter's Badge: Laura

Thursday, March 17, 2011

Shoplifting anger

Sunshine Coast Daily: Shopkeeps sick of local scrotes thieving from their store

"I'd take something from their front rack"

Spotter's Badge: Rob

Parking Charge anger

Wishaw Press: Traders irate over parking charges

Sounds - oh-ho! - a load of balls to me

Spotter's Badge: Graeme

Public urination anger

Jamaica Gleaner: Public appeal to stop people pissing in the street

Argh! It's a lady! In the boys! Argh!

Spotter's Badge: Mark

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Gift card anger

Sunshine Coast Daily: Anger over gift cards as company folds

"I've got a gift for you - a bunch of fives"

Spotter's Badge: Rob

Lead theft anger

Dorset Echo: Anger as thieves steal God's lead from church roof

A top quality 'leaning in from the side' pose. Well played, the Echo.

Crime map anger

Wales Online: Angry councillor points out mistakes on online crime map

Superb. You just don't see over-the-shoulder anger like that these days.

Spotter's Badge: Rhodri

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Power-crazed parkies anger

Bournemouth Echo: Girls picking flowers in park arrested for stealing

If we fail to act against these flower crooks, then the TERRORISTS HAVE WON.

And the comments descend into local newspaper armchair general gold.

Price war anger

Sunshine Coast Daily: Nervous bakers expecting local price war

I'd squeeze her buns to check them for a) freshness and b) value

Spotter's Badge: Rob

Paint spill anger

East Grinstead Courier and Observer: Anger as council refuses to clear up paint spill

I'm not sure if angry journalists count on this blog, as it appears they are trying too hard. Over to you...

Spotter's Badge: Skuds

Feral cat anger

Oxford Mail: Woman living in fear after feral cat attacks

Her face obscured, just in case the feline cur should see her in the local paper

Spotter's Badge: Suzanne, JuliaM

Monday, March 14, 2011

Lorry anger

Axminster Today: Locals demand ban on heavy lorries through town

I expect they're wanting a "CARPET" ban!!!!LOL!

Spotter's Badge: Mark