Letter from Australia not really much help anger

Lancashire Telegraph: Former resident of Darwen pens letter from the other side of the world attacking decision to close market

A regular customer then. That'll help.

Spotter's Badge: Karen

Pavement repair anger

Lancashire Telegraph: Market traders object to pavement repairs on market day

As you can see, Clitheroe is positively teeming with people

Spotter's Badge: Karen

Christmas market anger

Edinburgh Evening News: Traders brand Lapland Christmas market 'Crapland'

They are correct. That portaloo in the background is the whole market.

Spotter's Badge: Ally

Sad vegetables anger

Wolverhampton Express and Star: Fruit and veg stall outside hospital closed down 'due to logistical reasons'

The logistical reason is NOT that it's in the way of a new branch of KFC, as that would be a scurrilous lie.

Spotter's Badge: Becky

Market stall competition anger

Great Yarmouth Mercury: Market trader doesn't like the idea of another card stall on his patch

Do you sell an "I hope you go bust and die of something painful" card? Send your rivals one of them.

Spotter's Badge: Dave

Merry Christmas Anger

Oxford Mail: Market trader loses Christmas stall pitch

It is me, or do angry Christmas stories get earlier every year?

Spotter's Badge: Richard

Sausage roll scam anger

Kent Online: Man pays £50 to enter foodie competition, find out it's a con

That's the look of a man who is going to ram a red-hot sausage roll up those villains if he ever sees them again

Spotter's Badge: Rob

Roast potato anger

South Wales Evening Post: Man could lose his baked potato stall because it's not flashy enough for the council

Change it to an ARTISAN baked potato stall and you're home and dry, mate.

Spotter's Badge: Rob J, Philip

Market trader anger

East Anglia Daily Times: Traders angry as council tries to move them off their pitches

See this leek? Guess where it's going.

Spotter's Badge: Kate

Car park closure anger

Swindon Advertiser: Market traders angry as nearby car park closes

Four sets of folded arms and the glare of death.

Spotter's Badge: Geoff