Text from BEYOND THE GRAVE anger
WoooOOOOoOOOOOooo. It wasn't a ghost.
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Friday, October 31, 2014
WoooOOOOoOOOOOooo. It wasn't a ghost.
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Shields Gazette: Couple receive a text from their dead gran who was buried with her phone
WoooOOOOoOOOOOooo. It wasn't a ghost.
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WoooOOOOoOOOOOooo. It wasn't a ghost.
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5 comments:
These people are weird.
“We are a big family of texters. If we ever fell out or have something to say, we’d always just send a message. That’s why we buried her with her phone."
Jeez......
My despair at the human condition disappeared, however, when I found the comment from the admirably-named Heinrich Scrotwengler von Grossteschattenburg.
She is not a number. She's a dead gran.
Yes; very , very weird. Having said that, I would still be wiling to bury my hand-held device in her box.
Alfamale, I suspect you might notice a collar/cuffs mismatch. I hope that's not off-putting for you.
Well if the fact that she's deranged doesn't bother me then you can probably guess how much I care about a bit of hair dye, though why she would want to tint her ladygarden is anyone's guess.
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