Friday, October 17, 2014

Essex anger megamix

Essex Echo: Why won't the council fix my outhouse roof?

Because your tenancy agreement says it's your job. Next.

Brentwood Gazette: Why are people flytipping at the recycling centre?

Because the bins are too small and not emptied often enough, possibly due to council cuts. Nice pointing. Next.

Brentwood Gazette: Where the shittery is our new road sign?

Coming, all thanks to your perfectly executed YMCA dance, the first move of which appeared in your local Gazette. See? It does pay to moan.

Essex Echo: Former sea wall campaigners are now village green campaigners

Hell's teeth, not you pair again.

Spotter's Badge: Barry

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