Monday, February 08, 2016

Swans running amok anger

Stroud Life: Residents forced to tool themselves up with water pistols to fend off aggressive swans

"This is the Acme Super Squirter, the most powerful water pistol in the world - and you know, in all the excitement I don't know if I've fired five squirts or six. Do you feel lucky, punk?"


Unknown said...

With 300,000,000+ guns laying about and "stand your ground," these swans wouldn't stand a chance in the US.

darat said...

Not necessarily, Theodore. Swans are a protected species in some states, as are the equally aggressive Canada Geese. Kill one and you may be in more trouble than if you kill a fellow human being!