Monday, September 09, 2013

Ferret attack anger

York Press: Ferret attacked man as he slept on the sofa

"Paint me Jack. Paint me like one of your French girls"

Spotter's Badge: Monkeon


Locksley - Pet Detective said...

"The ferret was massive. It was a big thing.”

Yeah ok, sir, calm down. Er, had you been drinking at all, sir?

Alfalfamale said...

A ferret won't be the only vermin he has to fend off, seeing as he has smeared himself in matter.