Vandalised Orchard Anger

Twyford Advertiser: Council replaces damaged trees ripped up by local scrotes

This is the local newspaper I had to deliver when I was a paperboy back in the 1980s, and a proper back-breaking, door wedge it was, too.

We civilised types living north of the railway always thought that the kids from the other side of the tracks were utter low-life, and now we have the photographic evidence to prove it ha ha ha ha haaaaargh. Yes.