MOBILITY SCOOTER FERRET ATTACK anger

Nottingham Post: Mobility scooter woman's terror as ferret goes for her legs

The report notes she's on Warfarin, so she's probably poisoned the bugger.

(I wouldn't usually carry this kind of story because we don't take the piss out of vulnerable people, but my mail box is already full with tip-offs. Stop sending me this story. Please.)

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