Saturday, July 02, 2011

Long grass anger

This is Lancashire: Kids unable to play football as council fails to cut grass at local park

May I humbly suggest the council offices car park?


TRT said...

(1) Borrow neighbour's lawnmower.
(2) Cut grass
(3) Play football
(4) Present council with bill
(5) Spend it all on crack-sherbet fountains

At that age, *I* had a paper round, lawn-mowing, fence painting round! What has happened to the entrepreneurial spirit of youth nowadays!

Mark Longman said...

Bobby Charlton started with a coke can on cobbled streets and look where that got him! Man up you little urchins.