Church vandalism anger

Stratford-upon-Avon Herald: Idiots smash windows at country's oldest church

This sounds like a job for THE SPANISH INQUISITION (pictured)

Spotter's Badge: Don

Local parking for local people anger

Stratford Herald: Residents set up their own parking restrictions

Good luck with that.

Sweeping up leaves anger

Stratford Herald: Council idiots threaten to jail woman for sweeping up leaves

That's right. Kill those leaves. KILL THEM HARD

Spotter's Badge: Rob