Don't empty our lake anger

Watford Observer: Sailing club upset at plans to drain reservoir

They scare me. Don't drain the lake.

Spotter's Badge: TRT

Avast ye and your cycle lane anger

Daily Record: Newspaper makes eye contact with local nutter

Right.

Spotter's Badge: Zinglebert 

Memorial/Dog Toilet anger

Dartmouth Today: Sailors' anger as memorial used as dog toilet

Photographer's shadow in picture. A HALLOWE'EN HORROR SHOW

Foul smell anger

Hartlepool Mail: Hartlepool boat owners complain of foul smell

Yes - that's the stench of dead simian, you monkey-hangers!