Gym membership anger

Hull Daily Mail: Trainee doctor getting hassled by gym for 'non-existent' membership fees

There are only three things certain in life: Death, taxes, and gym contracts

Spotter's Badge: Neil

Beach fence health and safety anger

Blackpool Gazette: Safety fears over buried fence on beach

But, as the comments point out, he's got a bit of previous when it comes to fences on beaches

Dentist waiting room magazine health and safety gone mad anger

Dorset Echo: Dentist told to get rid of 'germ risk' magazines from waiting room

Yeah, the advice was total bollocks, as you'd expect

Mini-skirt ban anger

Teeside Gazette Live: Doctor furious after being told not to wear mini-skirt at the gym

First comment nails it: "Gym enforces dress code" is pretty much the complete story here.

Spotter's Badge: Charlotte

Surgery arson anger

Bournemouth Echo: Anger as arsonists burn down doctor's surgery

I know what he's thinking: Where's Harold Shipman when you really need him?

Medical hotline anger

Oxford Mail: Medical hotline flooded by minor ailments

I know that look on the face of left-handed angry woman. It says "Don't you even &%@$£& think about it."

Parking ticket anger

Doctor loses battle to park on his own land

Ah, the lesser-spotted "It's not the money, it's the principle of the thing".

He is, of course, doing it completely wrong, and should be setting up man-traps on his tiny strip of property to catch the Parking Nazis in the act.

Spotter: Everybody