Who's going to pay for my damaged Porsche anger

Rossendale Free Press: Woman upset that her car got chipped just two days after she bought it

Oh, the humanity.

My advice is this: Dump the Porsche and drive a 1997 Nissan Micra. Number of shits given if it picks up a ding: No shits.

Spotter's Badge: Paul

Kiddiewink garden anger

Rossendale Free Press: Kids left fuming after idiots poke holes in their polytunnel

Note to the culprits: See that girl in the grey skirt? She can see into your soul and you are dead to her. Dead.

Spotter's Badge: Karen

We've got a stream under our house anger

Rossendale Free Press: Residents want council to do something about stream that's strated flowing under their houses

"Um, no, it's private property" is the correct answer.

Spotter's Badge: Karen

Passport picture anger

Rossendale Free Press: Woman sent passport with the wrong photo

Just in case you forgot what a passport looks like.  Mind you, some people probably have.

Spotter's Badge: Karen

Too young for spoons anger

Rossendale Free Press: Tesco refuses to sell spoon to teenagers

They're right because spoons are dangerous - I once saw one destroy an entire planet.

Come to think of it, that might have been Darth Vader.

Spotter's Badge: TRT

Ugly shopping centre anger

Rossendale Free Press: Traders want something done about eyesore shopping centre

The truth of the matter is that Jo Brand is much smaller than you think in real life

Spotter's Badge: Rob J

Vandalised Hummer anger

Rossendale Free Press: Reward on offer as vandals wreck bloke's Hummer

Jeez, I wouldn't want to mess with this guy

Spotter's Badge: Karen

Stolen fishing gear anger

Rossendale Free Press: Man has £7,000 worth of fishing gear stolen from his van

That's his "I'm going to find you, and I'm going to mess you up" look

Spotter's Badge: Karen

Caravan move anger

Rossendale Free Press: Man told to move his caravan

But it's not his caravan. It's his office. Errr... right

Spotter's Badge: Karen

Chopped Christmas tree anger

Rossendale Free Press: Fury as council chops down family's 'special' Christmas tree

Our spotter says: So special, they were prepared to give it away a few years previously

Spotter's Badge: Karen

Couldn't find any angry people anger

Rossendale Free Press: Bus stop markings painted in road where there are no bus stops

And not finding any angry people to point angrily at the wasted paint, our intrepid reporter photographs herself.

Spotter's Badge: Karen

Bus route anger

Rossendale Free Press: Residents seem to think a petition might help as bus services axed

"We've got your bus. If you want to see it again, please respond to our demands..."

Spotter's Badge: Karen