Sunday, January 20, 2013

Billion pound pothole anger

Canterbury Times: Plague of potholes likely to cost a billion trillion pounds to repair, or something

I vowed I'd give the oh-so-ironic "sexist" gags a rest, but: "I'd stick my measuring tape in her crack"

4 comments:

Fahrenheit211 said...

I'd fill her pothole.

Anonymous said...

I'd gag on your poor quality sexism until the innuendo gets limp.

isolator42 said...

I'd bump over her uneven surface

DtP said...

I'd pound down her suspension