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Manchester Evening News: Man awarded £3,500 after choking on rubber in crisp packet
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Manchester Evening News: Man awarded £3,500 after choking on rubber in crisp packet
He's got the X FACTOR!
Spotter's Badge: Charlotte, Maria, Smyth
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Alistair Coleman
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Labels: angry blokes, Manchester Evening News
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5 comments:
Presumably if there had somehow been the spare wheel from a LandRover in the bag he would have unthinkingly eaten that too and been awarded trillions. Numbnut.
Darwin is coming for him...
Huh? Why could a crisp manufacturer have a fake, rubber crisp in the bag? Surely any possible contaminant would be made of blue rubber. There's more here than meets the eye.
Still, I'd be sure to use a rubber if I was BBQing some beef curtains with that chap.
Or was it an accidental release of Walkers new (hats off to Willy Wonka) and experimental "Everlasting Crisp" , ideal for recession hit snack-grazers.
It was Walkers attempt to evoke Darwin as Owl Wood says...
Is that George Galloway?
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