Enough meat for everybody not angry at all

Guernsey Press: There's enough room for two butcher's shops on the island, and I will fight anybody who disagrees, says man wielding meat cleaver

I, for one, believe him.

Spotter's Badge: Andrew

Bus service not angry at all

Workington Times and Star: Villagers win campaign to save bus route

Superb bit of choreography, let down by the dog's arse.

Spotter's Badge: Neil

New carpets anger

Essex Echo: This is their victory face after the Echo gets family new carpets

As one commenter puts it: Well if they are that happy after getting new carpet, I would love to see their faces on Christmas morning.

Spotter's Badge: Barry

UFO not strictly angry

NT News: UFO spotted over Darwin, the NT News is there

Your regular dose of NT News weirdness.

French letter not-angry-at-all

Lancashire Telegraph: Widow delighted to receive condoms through her letter box*

*Not sexy slang

Spotter's Badge: Chris

Streetlights not angry at all

Hull Daily Mail: Pair delighted over new LED street lamps

Absolutely beaming, the pair of them

Spotter's Badge: Ian

Dog food not angry at all

Essex Chronicle: Idiots given the oxygen of publicity

Do not encourage these people

Spotter's Badge: Barry

Snake down the khazi anger

The Morning Bulletin: Man finds python down the toilet

TROUSER SNAKE JOKE GOES HERE

Unpredictable weather sort-of-anger

Wiltshire Times: Forecaster not sure what the weather's going to be

Rain, followed but 64,000 years of flames and brimstone. With sunny spells

Toad patrol not-angry-at-all

Essex Chronicle: Kids roped in to help toads cross the road

Pictured at the exact moment that his realised that he wasn't supposed to bring "turds in a bucket"

Spotter's Badge: Barry

School report not-angry-at-all

Halifax Courier: School celebrates 'good' inspection report through the medium of dead bodies

Last year's was 'really bloody terrible', and they had to fit it in over two pages

Spotter's Badge: Ross

Too happy to get a new hall anger

Sussex Courier: Residents told they are 'too happy' to get funding for new village hall

And flashing your wad won't help, even if the place is built of the side of a mountain

Spotter's Badge: Skuds

Big plant not-angry-at-all

Bournemouth Echo: Woman, 69, gets hand on huge plant

Nominations for Local Press Photo of the Year now closed. WE HAVE A WINNER

Crushed van not angry at all

Bournemouth Echo: Pair lucky to be alive as falling tree crushes van

It'll buff out

Scared out of their wits anger

Epsom Guardian: Pair terrified by 'dark figure' on local bypass

It's no good, I've soiled myself

Spotter's Badge: JuliaM

Grenade not angry at all

Wakefield Express: Mild panic as live grenade found at Asda store

That's nothing. Have you seen those Tesco Value Anti-Personnel Mines?

Spotter's Badge: Paul

Chocolate not angry at all

Watford Observer: Get a time machine, go back and buy the Watford Observer last month, and get free chocolate

Our submitter says: "I'd stick something into her chocolate hole."

I AM DISGUST

Spotter's Badge: TRT

John Travolta not angry at all

East Grinstead Courier and Observer: Strange goings on, top quality photoshop job, as John Travolta turned away from KFC restaurant

You've got to see their point: Who rings up and reserves a table at a KFC?

Spotter's Badge: Skuds

Curry not angry at all

Edinburgh Evening News: 'Chilli' reception for curry-eating contest

I can't see anything angry going on in this ... OH MY CHRIST! WHAT'S THAT AT THE BACK?

Spotter's Badge: Caroline

Farewell to a local press legend

Hull Daily Mail: Photographer snapped local news and life for decades

RIP John Paddison, photographer at the Hull Daily Mail for 45 years

Spotter's Badge: Peter