Bus driver having a bad day anger

Bournemouth Echo: Bus driver takes it out on student, quits his job

Tragic

Don't park outside our school anger

Bournemouth Echo: School threatens to install CCTV to prevent parents parking illegally during the school run

This after little Joseph's voodoo doll didn't work entirely as planned.

Swimming in the nip discrimination anger

Bournemouth Echo: Council won't lease swimming pool to naturist so he can swim in the nudd

If he had the courage of his convictions, he'd be starkers in this photo.

Spotter's Badge: Everybody

Stop stealing my mobility scooter anger

Bournemouth Echo: Man is robbed of his mobility scooter for the second time this year, and would quite like people to stop

The folded arms of disgruntlement

Spotter's Badge: Ben

Sports club anger

Bournemouth Echo: Vandals smash up kiddiewinks' sports club

Top pouting, front centre.

Spotter's Badge: Ashley

Golliwog tea towel anger

Bournemouth Echo: Shopkeep disqualified from arts festival over Golliwog tea towel

The Isle of Purbeck, twinned with the 1950s.

Parking charges anger

Bournemouth Echo: Poole council throws out plans for increased parking charges

I bet the guy at the front is a "character"

Care home washing machine puncher anger

Bournemouth Echo: Care home residents convinced punching washing machines isn't very nice at all, and is frankly a bit strange

You know, I think they might be right.

Noisy builders anger

Bournemouth Echo: In one of the great reverses of our modern age, students complain about too much noise

Wanna feel old? This is what S Club Juniors look like now.

Dumped medical records anger

Bournemouth Echo: Man finds private medical records dumped behind his antiques shop

Most important line of this story: "At the weekend Mr Raymont, who spotted the initial set while walking to the shops with his cat..."

Grafitti tagger anger

Bournemouth Echo: Councillors vow to catch the one known only as "Pesto"

I'd try all the Italian restaurants first, guys.

Dirty car anger

Bournemouth Echo: This man wants to council to pay to clean his car because a passing road sweeper made it dirty the day after he cleaned it

Yeah, good luck with that mate.

Spotter's Badge: Dan, Richard

Parking scheme anger

Bournemouth Echo: Council's new disabled parking scheme is 'unfair' say drivers

All because some idiot scrapped paper tax discs

A little bit of politics. My name's Ben Elton, goodnight.

Beach hut gate anger

Bournemouth Echo: Beach hut owners 'very, very angry' at new security gate

FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS KLAXON

Spotter's Badge: Louise

School run speeding anger

Bournemouth Echo: Seventeen drivers fined for traffic offences outside school in a single morning

The problem being that they built the school crossing zone right on the racing line.

Poor hi-viz tabard work by the race marshal there.

Flaming tumble dryer anger

Bournemouth Echo: I was warned my tumble dryer might catch fire, and it caught fire

One of the few direct hits predicted by Nostradamus.

Spotter's Badge: Kevin

Eating a banana behind the wheel anger

Bournemouth Echo: Woman fined £145 after being caught eating a banana while driving

This one's been all over the media, but the Echo has managed to keep the best photo for their print edition.

Spotter's Badge: Kevin

Please stop crashing your cars into our pub anger

Bournemouth Echo: Please stop crashing your cars into our pub

Seriously, please stop crashing your cars into their pub.

Reindeer theft anger

Bournemouth Echo: Thieves take 125 wooden reindeer from Santa's grotto

Check your naughty list Santa, that's where you'll find the culprits.

Wheelie bin protest anger

Bournemouth Echo: Residents leave wheelies bins in the street to stop insurance company workers from parking in their street

One their/there mistake in the comments and it all goes off. The page is so long, the bottom of it is three miles below ground.