Inevitable Specsavers joke anger

Dundee Courier: Man on trip to opticians claims he didn't see parking restriction signs

Should have gone to etc etc etc

Spotter's Badge: Colin

Can't read the road markings anger

Bridlington Free Press: Woman gets a parking ticket for parking across her own drive

Yeah, don't park on the KEEP CLEAR sign, you'll get a parking ticket.

Spotter's Badge: John

Expensive car park permit anger

Portsmouth News: Man upset that the parking permit for his third car is £510

This has not gone down well in the comments.

Spotter's Badge: Jonathan

They banned my number plate anger

CBC.ca: Mr Grabher disappointed he can no longer use his GRABHER vanity plate

I once had a very similar conversation with a Mr Wanker

Spotter: Jem

My car's rubbish anger

Huddersfield Examiner: Man wants you to know that he doesn't like his Range Rover

"The operation of the electric hand brake is impractical"

Spotter's Badge: John

Expensive set of car keys anger

Stuff.NZ: Man charged NZ$1,400 (£800) for a spare key for his Honda

It's probably worth more than the car.

Spotter's Badge: Hilary

Not particularly impressive car thief anger

This is Wiltshire: Woman claims somebody is trying to steal her car piece by piece

DONALD TRUMP TAN

spotter's Badge: Jez

Southern softie satnav anger

Newcastle Chronicle: Man's very very very very expensive new car's satnav can't cope with northern place names

His car is - by his own admission - very very very expensive.

spotter's Badge: Sarah

Car started by itself and caught fire anger

Huddersfield Examiner: Car starts by itself, crashes into house and catches fire, and we're not at all happy about it

They've called it Christine. My car is called Ed Balls.

Spotter's Badge: Nial

Can't get my car off my drive anger

Inner West Courier: Bloke says decision to put a pole in front of his driveway means he can't get his newly-purchased fast flash motor out onto the road

Further information: The pole has been there for 35 years.

Spotter's Badge: Michelle

Blame it on the sat nav anger

Huddersfield Examiner: Man claims sat nav "made" him drive through bus gates despite bloody great warning sign

Don't blame it on the sunshine
Don't blame it on the moonlight
Don't blame it on the good times
Blame it on your driving

Spotter's Badge: Steve

Something about parking anger

Hackney Gazette: Something about parking fines

You'll have to excuse him, he's a drummer

Spotter's Badge: Roger

Couldn't read car park warning signs anger

Worcester News: Man claims signs at car park are "too high up to read"

So - we ask - what's he doing driving?

Spotter's Badge: Tim

Got caught by the camera anger

Surrey Comet: Driver miffed because he was fined for going past these bollards

Yeah, see that sign? That means you can't take your car up there or you'll get a fine. Happy to help.

Spotter's Badge: Jacques

Thinking too hard about the kiddiewinks anger

Manchester Evening News: Coach driver keeps getting fined for parking on the zig-zag lines outside school "because it's safer for the kiddiewinks"

*Slow golf clap*

Spotter's Badge: Matthew

Who's going to pay for my damaged Porsche anger

Rossendale Free Press: Woman upset that her car got chipped just two days after she bought it

Oh, the humanity.

My advice is this: Dump the Porsche and drive a 1997 Nissan Micra. Number of shits given if it picks up a ding: No shits.

Spotter's Badge: Paul

Just keep my stupid car anger

Nottingham Post: Why oh why oh why did they tow my car away after parking on double yellow lines in a tow-away zone with a hand-written note in the windscreen saying "disabled badge applied for"?

It's a mystery to me an' all mate.

Spotter's Badge: Calvin

Dodgy petrol pump anger

Bristol Post: Nurse claims mystery liquid in her petrol tank killed her car

Has anyone found my urine sample? I put it down and now I can find it anywhere.

Spotter's Badge: Tristan

Stop throwing stones at cars you plums anger

Portsmouth News: Waterlooville yoot spend a charming evening out of doors exercising their throwing arms

Yet people still complain and say "I could have been killed". Typical.

Spotter's Badge: Jon

Lifesaving air ambulance damaged our car anger

South Wales Evening Post: Air ambulance blew a bollard into our car and that's not fair

Yeah, it was probably only bringing a seriously ill patient to the hospital, but just worry about your paintwork

Spotter's Badge: Rob J