Showing posts with label Huddersfield Daily Examiner. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Huddersfield Daily Examiner. Show all posts

Sunday, March 26, 2017

My car's rubbish anger

Huddersfield Examiner: Man wants you to know that he doesn't like his Range Rover

"The operation of the electric hand brake is impractical"

Spotter's Badge: John

Monday, March 13, 2017

Car started by itself and caught fire anger

Huddersfield Examiner: Car starts by itself, crashes into house and catches fire, and we're not at all happy about it

They've called it Christine. My car is called Ed Balls.

Spotter's Badge: Nial

Sunday, March 05, 2017

Blame it on the sat nav anger

Huddersfield Examiner: Man claims sat nav "made" him drive through bus gates despite bloody great warning sign

Don't blame it on the sunshine
Don't blame it on the moonlight
Don't blame it on the good times
Blame it on your driving

Spotter's Badge: Steve

Friday, January 13, 2017

Dodgy lamp post anger

Huddersfield Examiner: This lamp post will fall over and KILL US ALL TO DEATH

Council: "No it isn't"

Spotter's Badge: Mac

Wednesday, December 28, 2016

Too many timetables anger

Huddersfield Daily Examiner: Hairy chaps left confused by new rail timetables

Bad case of nits in Huddersfield if this photo is anything to go by

Spotter's Badge: Susie

Monday, November 07, 2016

Wednesday, August 17, 2016

Harry Potter wand ban anger

Huddersfield Examiner: Man who makes [cough] genuine magic wands defends decision not to sell them to Harry Potter fans

In an earlier article, Mr Carter referred to the wands as "spritual tools". At least, I thought he was referring to the wands.
 
Spotter's Badge: Hannah

Monday, July 18, 2016

Kiddiewinks' cinema visit anger

Huddersfield Daily Examiner: Aunt's cinema treat for the kiddiewinks ends in tears after her payment card doesn't work

Never fear, this experience has taught the younglings some valuable life lessons: Life is cruel, and then you appear in the newspaper looking sad.

Spotter's Badge: Russell

Tuesday, June 14, 2016

Rubbish tip anger

Huddersfield Examiner: Man told he can only use the local tip 12 times a year under new scheme

The new scheme - however - offers unlimited use of hedgerows

Spotter's Badge: Mark

Saturday, April 23, 2016

Giant fence one-man campaign anger

Huddersfield Daily Examiner: Man vows to carry on his ...err... unique protest against neighbour's fence until it is torn down

I know what you're thinking: Why has he crucified a garden gnome?

Spotter's Badge: Susie

Wednesday, March 30, 2016

Big hole in the road anger

Huddersfield Examiner: Huge pothole right outside driving test centre angers driving instructor

DONE A POO (and measured it)

Spotter's Badge: Andy

Saturday, March 19, 2016

Wednesday, January 06, 2016

Went to Lidl too often anger

Huddersfield Daily Examiner: Driver sent penalty notice after going to Lidl twice on the same day

Fine use of props by leaving the car in the middle of the road. Others might say it's somebody else driving past, BUT I DON'T BUY IT.

Spotter's Badge: Andy

Monday, November 23, 2015

Broken street lights anger

Huddersfield Examiner: Street lights not working in Fartown

Fartown? FART TOWN more like.

Spotter's Badge: Susie

Thursday, November 19, 2015

Cricket salad anger

Huddersfield Examiner: Woman finds live cricket in her salad

Nothing wrong with a bit of cricket. Loads of protein.

Spotter's Badge: Andy

Monday, August 31, 2015

No landline anger

Huddersfield Daily Examiner: Couple have no landline, refuse to use mobile phone

Every Marvel film has a Stan Lee cameo. Here's yours.

Spotter's Badge: Chloe

Sunday, June 28, 2015

Sunday, May 24, 2015

Wheelie bin man in a cravat anger

Huddersfield Examiner: How difficult can it be to get a bin from the council?

...asks a man who has fallen straight out of a Dickens novel

Spotter's Badge: Susie

Friday, April 17, 2015

FA Cup semi-final mascot anger

Huddersfield Daily Examiner: Miserable Reading fans prevent local lad from being FA Cup semi-final mascot

Reading Post: Miserable Reading fans prevent Huddersfield Town fan from being FA Cup semi-final mascot

Well done, you awful, awful gits. He's a ten-year-old kid, for crying out loud. Up the Arsenal with the lot of you.