Stop parking outside my shop anger

Walthamstow Guardian: Shopkeep upset that people park outside his DIY shop all day

"I've got no room for me doors. Stay away from me doors"

Spotter's Badge: Andrew

Not allowed to use bosoms in his advert anger

Stuff.nz: Shopkeep forced to use his own manly cleavage in advert after complaints over the previous version

As I was saying yesterday, a completely different world.

Spotter's Badge: Kevini

Not cut out for customer service anger

Cornwall Live: Shopkeeper blames customers for lack of custom

Smart PR move, chap.

Spotter's Badge: Tony

Oh lordy, he's back again anger

Hull Daily Mail: Shopkeep who isn't allowed to leave his stock out on the pavement shocked - SHOCKED - to find it confiscated by the council

Hard Open All Hours, is it?

Spotter: Badge: Ian

New supermarket death stare anger

Essex Echo: Shopkeep fears for the future as supermarket opens over the road

Road atlases on the top shelf. Very disappointing.

Spotter's Badge: Cora

Hairy dog road closure anger

Croydon Advertiser: Shopkeep fears six-week road closure will wreck her business

That is a man in a zip-up dog suit and I claim my five pounds.

Spotter's Badge: Colin

More pigeon poo than I can eat anger

Northwich Guardian: Charity shop manager would quite like pooping pigeons to stop now

While they were taking the photo, the evil feathery bastards shat all over her lovely grey jumper

Spotter's Badge: Maria

Fined for sweeping the pavement anger

Kent Live: Shopkeep dismayed over littering fine while he was picking up litter

Confusion in the comments as the Vote Ukip crowd suddenly realise they've got a Ukip council and don't know who to blame. Child refugees, probably.

Spotter's Badge: Jo, Rich

New fangled technology putting me out of business anger

Liverpool Echo: Man with fax number over the door wonders why everybody's using the internet these days

Support your local shopkeep, guys!

Spotter's Badge: Paul

Can't park my car where I want anger

Hull Daily Mail: Newsagent protests parking fine for leaving his car on crossing's zig-zag lines while unloading

"Why is the bin lorry allowed to stop on double yellow lines, but I'm not allowed to park my car on zig-zags by a pedestrian crossing?" asks man who has presumably passed a driving test.

Spotter's Badge: L0wey, And somebody else but I lost the email

Tattoo shop terror anger

Shropshire Star: Tattoo shop is latest victim in local crime spree

"They stole all our curly celtic designs and our Chinese-English dictionary!"

Spotter's Badge: Tim

Till theft anger

Eastern Daily Press: Thief grabs money from till at Colman's Mustard Shop

That'll teach 'em, the Coleman-mispelling bastards.

Spotter's Badge: Dave

Shopkeep death threats anger

Hull Daily Mail: Shopkeep claims people are out to do him in

What people are actually saying is "Look at these killer prices!"

Spotter's Badge: Ian

Harry Potter wand ban anger

Huddersfield Examiner: Man who makes [cough] genuine magic wands defends decision not to sell them to Harry Potter fans

In an earlier article, Mr Carter referred to the wands as "spritual tools". At least, I thought he was referring to the wands.

 

Spotter's Badge: Hannah

Fatty pipes anger

Abingdon Herald: Shopkeeps face loss of trade as water company clears out fat-clogged sewers

If he's on a limb, he can help with those huge hands

Spotter's Badge: Jonathan

Charity shop anger

Weston Mercury: Anger as charity shop windows smashed

Fading away like Marty McFly, there.

Spotter's Badge: SlimJim

Broken shop window anger

Rugby Advertiser: Shoe shop owner threatens to move his business elsewhere after his window is broken again

Extra points for the name of his shop: That's Shoe Business

Spotter's Badge: Rob R

Golliwog tea towel anger

Bournemouth Echo: Shopkeep disqualified from arts festival over Golliwog tea towel

The Isle of Purbeck, twinned with the 1950s.

Shoplifting anger

Marlborough Express: Stop stealing stuff from our shop, it makes us sad

Police say "Shoplifters were motivated by a variety of factors, including greed"

Yeah, thanks for that, Sherlock.

Spotter's Badge: Joseph

Shopkeeps' car parking anger

Norwich Evening News: Shopkeeps say parking enforcement company is driving their customers away

I believe this is the first ever use of a whiteboard as a prop in the history of this site. So excited right now.

Spotter's Badge: Matthew