Hairy dog road closure anger

Croydon Advertiser: Shopkeep fears six-week road closure will wreck her business

That is a man in a zip-up dog suit and I claim my five pounds.

Spotter's Badge: Colin

Something horrible in our chicken anger

Croydon Advertiser: 'Growth' found in family's organic chicken

Top gurning, all three of you

Spotter's Badge: John

Resident's parking permit anger

Croydon Advertiser: Why oh why oh why can't my pregnant girlfriend use by resident's parking permit?

Because she's not registered as living there. Next question, please.

Spotter's Badge: Kenn

Poo-nami anger

Croydon Advertiser: Coach trip to seaside ends with 'tsunami of excrement'

EXPLODING TOILET KLAXON

Spotter's Badge: Little ERN

Jubilee pothole anger

Croydon Advertiser: World's shortest woman claims potholes will spoil Jubilee street party

She's got a point - if she falls down one, they'll need a ladder to get her out

Parking ticket anger

Croydon Advertiser: Mum's fury as 'laughing' parking inspector writes ticket

"I'd park on her dropped kerb"

Actually, I wouldn't