It's a load of old balls anger

Hull Daily Mail: Woman threatened with the law if she doesn't give local kiddiewinks their footballs back

ALWAYS think of the kiddiewinks.

Spotter's Badge: Ian

I could probably get the Bad AIDS from this anger

Stoke Sentinel: Somebody keeps leaving make-up in woman's garden

It's the marigolds that make this. She probably wears them 24/7.

Spotter's Badge: Vicky

Failed mobility scooter/bus interface anger

Eastern Daily Press: Disabled woman not allowed on bus with her mobility scooter

A perfect bewildered pose.

Spotter's Badge: Criss, Peter

Tell the rats to stop dropping litter anger

Lancashire Telegraph: Frankly, nobody's going to read that sign, the second word's a posh'un for a start

Also, rats can't read.

Spotter's Badge: Karen

Think of the wall anger

Enniskillen Impartial Reporter: Why oh why oh why won't anyone do anything about this dangerous wall?

I don't know. Ask the people who own it.

Spotter's Badge: Jimmy

Unable to do her yoga on the beach anger

Exmouth Journal: Which of you bastards stole my astro turf?

Nice shed.

Spotter's Badge: Alexander

Fell down a hole anger

Berwick Advertiser: Woman falls down hole, breaks her ankle

Wait.... where have I seen that pose before?

Spotter's Badge: David

Pokemon Go anger

Kent Online: Woman blames Pokemon Go for sex and drugs at her local park

People were shagging and getting high at the swings YEARS before Pikachu showed up.

Spotter's Badge: Neil, Rob C, Scott

Sweary email anger

Crawley News: Woman with tenancy agreement stapled to her face gets a sweary email from letting agent

The Banter Defence. Oh dear.

Spotter's Badge: Skuds

Leaky air conditioning anger

South China Morning Post: Complaints about leaking air con units soar in Hong Kong

It's like a wrestler's jockstrap in HK. Turn it up full and the noise will drown out the whinging.

Spotter's Badge: Darren

No lawn mower at the cemetery anger

Wiltshire Times: Woman upset by overgrown graveyard

NOT SEXY SLANG

Spotter's Badge: TRT

Rubbish bin collection anger

Prince Edward Island Guardian: 'I live on an island in the middle of nowhere, and the least the binmen can do is empty my bin properly'

Don't worry, they'll fit you in when they come back next year.

Spotter's Badge: Peter

Queen's Jubilee tree anger

Accrington Observer: "Uproar" as tree planted to mark Queen's 60th Jubilee is moved

Uproar in Accrington only needs one granny and her handbag filled with half a brick.

Spotter's Badge: Neil

Long queues for the rubbish tip anger

Irvine Times: Former rubbish tip worker says queues of up to nine cars could cause danger on the A78 main road

Nine cars? I dream of going to the rubbish tip and the queue's only nine cars.

Granted, I have very dull dreams

Spotter's Badge: Kenn

Angry of Cheltenham anger

Gloucestershire Echo: Woman says her street in Cheltenham is so messy, it's like living in Gloucester

And you think to yourself "Surely Gloucester's not so bad", and then you remember their top local builder was Fred West and you agree.

Spotter's Badge: Everybody

Nocturnal smells anger

Kent Messenger: Woman tapes bin liners over all her windows to keep strange night time smell out, and she's not even going to murder anyone

Look, ask your neighbours about drugs. It's drugs.

Spotter's Badge: Jessie

Party party party dead people party anger

Hull Daily Mail: Concern over application to open party venue next to crematorium

The ideal place to hold a wake, I should have thought.

Spotter's Badge: L0wey

Rude voicemail anger

Lancashire Evening Post: Woman left obscene voicemail message after council workers don't realise they hadn't put down the phone

Not entirely keen on that wallpaper, so I'm siding with the sexist pigs.

Bag of turds anger

Falmouth Packet: Who's dumping sacks of dog turds in Falmouth?

Dangerously close to a "Done a poo" pose, there

Snake skin anger

Sunshine Coast Daily: Woman not taking the news that workmen have found 20 snake skins in the ceiling of her home very well at all

Velma from Scooby Doo has aged well, don't you think?

Spotter's Badge: Rob J