Angry people in local newspapers

Hull Daily Mail: Woman threatened with the law if she doesn't give local kiddiewinks their footballs back ALWAYS think of the kiddie...

Stoke Sentinel: Somebody keeps leaving make-up in woman's garden It's the marigolds that make this. She probably wears them 24/7...

Eastern Daily Press: Disabled woman not allowed on bus with her mobility scooter A perfect bewildered pose. Spotter's Badge: Criss...

Lancashire Telegraph: Frankly, nobody's going to read that sign, the second word's a posh'un for a start Also, rats can'...

Enniskillen Impartial Reporter: Why oh why oh why won't anyone do anything about this dangerous wall? I don't know. Ask the peop...

Exmouth Journal: Which of you bastards stole my astro turf? Nice shed. Spotter's Badge: Alexander

Berwick Advertiser: Woman falls down hole, breaks her ankle Wait.... where have I seen that pose before? Spotter's Badge: David

Kent Online: Woman blames Pokemon Go for sex and drugs at her local park People were shagging and getting high at the swings YEARS befor...

Crawley News: Woman with tenancy agreement stapled to her face gets a sweary email from letting agent The Banter Defence. Oh dear. Sp...

South China Morning Post: Complaints about leaking air con units soar in Hong Kong It's like a wrestler's jockstrap in HK. Turn ...

Wiltshire Times: Woman upset by overgrown graveyard NOT SEXY SLANG Spotter's Badge: TRT

Prince Edward Island Guardian: 'I live on an island in the middle of nowhere, and the least the binmen can do is empty my bin properly...

Accrington Observer: "Uproar" as tree planted to mark Queen's 60th Jubilee is moved Uproar in Accrington only needs one gr...

Irvine Times : Former rubbish tip worker says queues of up to nine cars could cause danger on the A78 main road Nine cars? I dream of go...

Gloucestershire Echo: Woman says her street in Cheltenham is so messy, it's like living in Gloucester And you think to yourself ...

Kent Messenger : Woman tapes bin liners over all her windows to keep strange night time smell out, and she's not even going to murder ...

Hull Daily Mail: Concern over application to open party venue next to crematorium The ideal place to hold a wake, I should have thought...

Lancashire Evening Post: Woman left obscene voicemail message after council workers don't realise they hadn't put down the phone ...

Falmouth Packet: Who's dumping sacks of dog turds in Falmouth? Dangerously close to a "Done a poo" pose, there

Sunshine Coast Daily : Woman not taking the news that workmen have found 20 snake skins in the ceiling of her home very well at all Velm...