I love my tree anger

Kent Online: 'Vandals' have attacked Faversham's "greatest tree" says man who loves his tree

Yeah, mate. You might want a word with your neighbours. I don't think they share your enthusiasm.

Spotter's Badge: Marina

Terrible bathroom anger

Kent Online: Mum says her bloody awful bathroom is giving her toddler son a phobia

I don't blame her, that looks like something from a 1970s rugby club.

Spotter: Rob C

Expensive Deli Chicken Wrap anger

Kent Online: Man gets parking "fine" after visiting McDonald's twice in the same day

I hope he's being a customer now, or he's going to get another letter.

Spotter: Rob C, Charlie, Everybody

Pokemon Go anger

Kent Online: Woman blames Pokemon Go for sex and drugs at her local park

People were shagging and getting high at the swings YEARS before Pikachu showed up.

Spotter's Badge: Neil, Rob C, Scott

Banned from Iceland anger again

Kent Online: Man banned from Iceland for 'speaking his mind'

Where's he going to get his Coffee Mate from now?

It appears to be Getting Banned From Iceland season

Spotter's Badge: Rob C,

Ham attack anger

Kent Online: Couple fall victim to Dairylea Lunchables drive-by attack

A heinous crime, and I hope they catch the culprits.

Spotter's Badge: Daniel

Sinking drive anger

Kent Online: Man's drive collapses two days after contractors install water meter

The real story, picked up in the comments, is why hasn't he weeded his drive, and they are correct.

Spotter's Badge: Rob C

Baby buggy pothole anger

Kent Online:  Mum and pushchair fall over after hitting pothole in town centre

Sadly, the Kent Online Facebook entry for this story, where mum comes out fighting and swearing like a sailor has been deleted. Mum-in-law turned up. Carnage was the only word for it.

Pay for your meat anger

Kent Online: Butcher travels 40 miles to picket restaurant over allegedly unpaid bills

Nine grand! That's one hell of a lot of all-day breakfasts

Spotter's Badge: Neil

No bus pass for you anger

Kent Online: Boy with exotic bird on his head denied £250 bus pass for school run by council willing to pay over £5,000 for taxi instead

Well done. Well done everybody. Especially Cotton Traders, there.

Spotter's Badge: Rob C

House swap anger

Kent Online: Mum left homeless after it turns out her house swap took her into a hovel

And if you don't like this picture, click through to see one of a toilet.

Spotter's Badge: Rob C, Neil

Litter picking council jobsworth anger

Kent Online: Litter-picking volunteer told he can't leave the rubbish he's collected at the local tip

You sneak it into a neighbour's bin in the dead of night. Everybody knows that.

Spotter's Badge: Gabby

Angry Vic Reeves Anger

Kent Online: Vic Reeves protests Post Office closure

Bob was there too, but he'd fallen

Spotter's Badge: Rob C

Wrong bin anger

Kent Messenger: Couple fined £75 for putting bagged dog poo "in the wrong bin"

Ah, nothing like an enforcement officer not actually knowing the actual rules they are enforcing.

Spotter's Badge: Neil

Nocturnal smells anger

Kent Messenger: Woman tapes bin liners over all her windows to keep strange night time smell out, and she's not even going to murder anyone

Look, ask your neighbours about drugs. It's drugs.

Spotter's Badge: Jessie

Wearing slippers anger

Kent Messenger: Patient "forced" to wear slippers for two years because orthopedic shoes wore out

Aaaaaaaand, of course, the hospital tells a different story entirely.

Spotter's badge: Neil

Graveyard health and safety checks anger

Kent Messenger: Old boys left fuming after council safety checks in cemetery result in muddy mess and toppled grave stones

DONE A POO SENIOR EDITION

Spotter's Badge: Neil

Stop crashing into my fence anger

Kent Online: No, really, please stop crashing your cars into my fence

DONE A POO.

Spotter's Badge: Neil

Lay-by rubbish anger

Kent Online: Bloke upset at rubbish dumped at the side of the A2

You'll get good money on at least half of those bottles holding weeks' old Driver Tizer.

Spotter's Badge: Neil

Shiv anger

Manchester Evening News: Dad's anger after makeshift weapon found in box of Christmas crackers

It's terrible when the prizes come out of the little hole in the end, isn't it?

Meanwhile, down south...

Kent Online: Blade found in bucket of building bricks

Free gifts, and yet they're still doing the compo face.

Spotter's Badge: Charlotte, Neil