Some sort of Aussie park proposal anger

Eastern Reporter: I have no idea what this one's about, to be honest

Let's go with "Area man outraged that prisoners get crazy golf"

Spotter's Badge: Bryn

No stamp on my election leaflets anger

Dorset Echo: Candidate working so hard for Weymouth, he forgets to put a stamp on his election communications

I notice this gent is a Spurs supporter, so there goes my sympathy.

Spotter's Badge: Matilda

Ineffective anti-dogging barrier anger

Wales Online: People are still managing to have sex despite council installing barrier at car park

YOU'LL NEVER STOP SHAGGING IN SWANSEA!!!

Spotter's Badge: Andrew

I'm going to set my mate's sheep onto you anger

Cornwall Live: Man threatens council with his friend's sheep if they don't cut the grass in play area

The nuclear option, Cornwall style

Spotter's Badge: Roger

Wonky fence anger

Watford Observer: Council refuses to have anything to do with The Great Leaning Fence of Rickmansworth

The main road into town, too, the blackguards.

Spotter's Badge: TRT

Prostitutes keep knocking on my window anger

Gazette Live: Man claims prostitutes keep banging on his window offering their services

Do you know who also had trouble with scantily clad women during the hours of darkness?

Spotter's Badge: Helen

Axe-wielding pensioner anger

Watford Observer: Old boy, 84, chases off burglars with an axe

Burglars, you are SHIT these days.

Spotter's Badge: TRT

Other people doing the sex anger

Plymouth Herald: Upstairs neighbours' relentless and noisy sex could end up killing me TO DEATH

Happy Valentine's Day

Spotter's Badge: Everybody

Armchair caught fire anger

Guernsey Press: Bloke doesn't realise the armchair he's sitting in is on fire

The dog KNOWS.

Booted off Facebook anger

Hull Daily Mail: Facebook refuse to believe that a DJ called DJ is really called DJ

But... TROUSERS

Spotter's Badge: Ian

Got a screw loose anger

Walthamstow Guardian: Somebody's scattering screws in the road

Not quite at "A poor kiddiewink will die" level, but we're close

Spotter's Badge: Andrew

Toilet charges anger

Cambrian News: You now have to pay to go to the toilet in Aberystwyth

Is the Wimpy still there? Considering a visit, but only if the toilets remain free.

Spotter's Badge: Eleni

Rubbish Christmas Trees Anger

South Wales Evening Post: It's only November and people are complaining about Christmas trees

Get a grip man. It'll grow before December

Spotter's Badge: Rob J

Goodbye to our beloved phone box anger

South Wales Evening Post: Village loses its last public toilet BT phone box

But the smell will linger on for decades.

Spotter's Badge: Richard

Mistaken identity anger

South Wales Argus: Police in Wales looking for a man called Jones arrest the wrong man called Jones

What are the chances of that happening in Wales, eh?

Spotter's Badge: James

Bathroom revamp anger

Northern Echo: Old fella reckons his council house refurb is a catalogue of disasters

Now appearing as a one-man Chas and Dave tribute act "And Dave"

Spotter's Badge: Julia, Joanna

Not sure if angry or not anger

Sunderland Echo: Man with no head angry with standard of building work outside his house

We will never know what he looks like (unless you click through)

Spotter's Badge: Kara

Charged £1.10 for an empty cup anger

Manchester Evening News: Busker dismayed at being charged for his cup in Subway

You're not charged for the cup. You're charged for the fizzy stuff you put in it. And I'm pretty sure you're not a real police officer.

Spotter's Badge: Helen, Dennis

Landing pad anger

Shetland News: Locals object to noise from emergency helicopter landing pad

Want to feel old? This is what Thunderbirds look like today

Spotter's Badge: Glen

Mail order wasps anger

Lancashire Telegraph: Royal Mail experiment to fill post boxes with wasps not proving popular

Which is weird, because everybody loves wasps.

Spotter's Badge: Karen