Overflowing skip anger

Lancashire Telegraph: Put a skip ANYWHERE and it will look like this within 30 minutes

On closer inspection, this skip is actually filled with loads of slightly smaller skips. Skipception.

Spotter's Badge: Karen

Street lights are too dark anger

Lancashire Telegraph: Complaints about new LED street lights

Lovely bit of arm-folding, while simultaneously keeping her council ID visible at all times.

Spotter's Badge: Karen

Please can we have a watchtower anger

Lancashire Telegraph: Teacher would quite like to repair her school to stop the pupils from escaping

Seems fair.

Spotter's Badge: Karen

Tell the rats to stop dropping litter anger

Lancashire Telegraph: Frankly, nobody's going to read that sign, the second word's a posh'un for a start

Also, rats can't read.

Spotter's Badge: Karen

Sod it, I'll pay for it myself anger

Lancashire Telegraph: Doctor says he'll pay to have road fixed if the council won't

DONE A POO

Spotter's Badge: Karen

Wrecked football pitch anger

Lancashire Telegraph: Thieves set fire to car after performing doughnuts on football pitch

It'll buff out.

Spotter's Badge: Karen

Homing pigeons going to the wrong home anger

Lancashire Telegraph: New owners upset that homing pigeons are still arriving at their house

So they locked them in the wendy house. Smart.

Spotter's Badge: Chris, Karen

Stop stealing all my shampoo anger

Lancashire Telegraph: Crimper (a word only ever used in news reports because it is shorter than hairdresser) upset after thieves steal shampoo from his crimping shop (a term I just made up) and he may NEVER CRIMP CLEAN HAIR AGAIN

The reflection in the glass betrays the fact that there is an audience for angry photo-taking. Who knew?

Spotter's Badge: Karen

Bus lane ban anger

Lancashire Telegraph: Taxi drivers upset at not being able to use bus lanes

And all the sympathy you'd expect in the comments (for eg: Shit all sympathy)

Spotter's Badge: Karen

Muddy roads anger

Lancashire Telegraph: Why oh why oh why can't something be done about the mud on our roads?

Tell you what, we'll ask the lorries to wipe their feet before they head off.

Spotter's Badge: Karen, John

Save our bin rounds anger

Lancashire Telegraph: Campaign against fortnightly bin collection

So much wrong with this picture

Spotter's Badge: Karen

Stop trashing your own playground you little scrotes anger

Lancashire Telegraph: Council threatens not to repair playground after local yoot vandalise it again

"Stop it, or I'll bury you here and your folks will never find you"

Spotter's Badge: Karen

Charity shop theft anger

Lancashire Telegraph: Charity shop forced to stay closed after being robbed twice in a week

Also, the manager was stabbed in the shoulder with a pair of scissors, but she's running it off.

Spotter's Badge: Karen

Dead rats in the street anger

Lancashire Telegraph: Kins 'can't play outside because of the fly-tipped rubbish and dead vermin'

All well and angry until you click through and read the battle between markettrader4life and Don't interference in the comments.

"you are a smack head that needs to get a grip of your life and stop interfiaring in myn and i have a job always have had am not a tramp"

Drama.

Spotter's Badge: Karen

Stolen puppies anger

Lancashire Telegraph: Six puppies stolen from pen in man's back yard

He has my every sympathy, except for the fact the the one remaining dog is a child in a zip-up dog suit.

Spotter's Badge: Karen

Trees are a danger to kiddiewinks anger

Lancashire Telegraph: Couple worried that if kiddiewinks are walking und tree branches in a severe gale, the branch might fall on the kiddiewink, killing them to death and why aren't the council doing something about this?

Kiddiewinks well and truly thought of.

Spotter's Badge: Simon, Karen

Cricket vs model planes anger

Lancashire Telegraph: Cricketers in dispute with model aircraft club over who gets to use the park

Come on everybody - share. Ten extra runs if you knock a plane out of the sky.

Spotter's Badge: Karen

Smeghead anger

Lancashire Telegraph: Man banned from school after wearing sweary Red Dwarf T-shirt to sports day

Smmmmmeg-heeeeeead!

Spotter's Badge: Sam, Karen

Mail order wasps anger

Lancashire Telegraph: Royal Mail experiment to fill post boxes with wasps not proving popular

Which is weird, because everybody loves wasps.

Spotter's Badge: Karen

Dumped fridges anger

Lancashire Telegraph: Ten old fridges dumped in back alley

A true act of generosity. Every house gets one.

Spotter's Badge: Karen