Expensive internet bill anger

Wymondham Mercury: School faces £32,000 bill for internet access

WARNING: Article contains the words "information superhighway"

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Please can we have a watchtower anger

Lancashire Telegraph: Teacher would quite like to repair her school to stop the pupils from escaping

Seems fair.

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School milk theft anger

Southwark News: 800 cartons of milk stolen from primary school

Here's a police image of the suspect:

As they say on Crimewatch: Don't have nightmares.

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No lollies for you anger

Gloucestershire Live: Teacher plans to buy lollies for the whole school, but Morrison's won't let her

And now she's stolen your trolley. How do you like THEM apples?

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Headteacher think of the kiddiewinks anger

Lancashire Telegraph: Cool headteacher whose job it is to think of the kiddiewinks forced to go to the papers to convince rubbish parents to also think of the kiddiewinks before a kiddiewink is KILLED TO DEATH

THINK OF THE KIDDIEWINKS

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Ten pound sadface anger

Shoreham Herald: Teachers complain at lack of government funding through the medium of sad children clutching money

BECAUSE THATCHER

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School vandalism anger

Portsmouth News: Head teacher's fury as school is vandalised

That's not a school, it's a shed.

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Internet filter anger

Bournemouth Echo: Teachers upset because school's internet filter lets through melon-farming, cork-sucking swear words

And it's not even anything to do with the Scunthorpe Problem either.

Supply teacher anger

Richmond and Twickenham Times: Sacked teacher protests outside school for three days

When you're so cross you have your protest placard framed.

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Smashed up garden anger

Lancashire Telegraph: Head teacher blasts yobs who smashed up school's "little Garden of Eden"

FACT: The biblical Garden of Eden also featured a pile of forklift pallets and some old tyres.

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Stolen bard anger

612 ABC Brisbane: Bust of William Shakespeare stolen

Just like his most famous work: Carry On Don't Lose Your Head.

Oh... wait.

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Rubbish broadband anger

Eastern Daily Press: School has dreadful broadband despite being next to a broadband cabinet

Teacher is now regretting having a laptop grafted onto the end of her arm

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Hooooooooooooooooons anger

Wangaratta Chronicle: Hooooooooooooooons!

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONS!

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Railway crossing anger

Farnborough News and Mail: Railway crossing 'is a death trap', says cardboard cut-out of local head teacher

And I can prove he's a cardboard cut-out. Here he is again. QED.

Broken windows anger

Wangaratta Chronicle: Teacher's fury over cost of broken school windows

I say, that's a charming patterned skirt you're wearing.

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School meals anger

Dorset Echo: School dinners contractor forgets to deliver school meals

I also hear that some kids got Domino's Pizza, which is a win in anybody's book (unless it's a book written by Jamie Oliver)

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School parking anger

Stuff.nz: Headteacher REALLY doesn't like you parking outside his school

Is he hanging out of the car window like an angry dog? I hope so.

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Chicken rustlers anger

Portsmouth News: Kids sad after chickens stolen

Textbook sad kids, with the girl on the left amply illustrating what a stolen chicken might look like.

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Onesie anger

Hull Daily Mail: Lecturers strike over pay

Give these poor people some money. They can only clothe themselves from jumble sales

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Road crossing anger

Essex Echo: Head teacher's dismay at delay to crossing repairs

Perhaps the only school in the country to be named after a member of the Jesus and Mary Chain

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