Expensive car park permit anger

Portsmouth News: Man upset that the parking permit for his third car is £510

This has not gone down well in the comments.

Spotter's Badge: Jonathan

Squirty cream denied anger

Portsmouth News: The Kids told you need to produce ID to buy squirty cream

That's because of the lovely, lovely* nitrous oxide

Spotter's Badge: Jonathan

* not actually lovely, lovely

Lost my parking bay anger

Portsmouth News: Council replaces free parking bays with permit scheme

The fury of the wronged taxi driver. Spoiled only by his carpet slippers.

Spotter's Badge: Benjamin

Car crashed into my porch anger

Portsmouth News: Man dismayed as 4x4 dents his front porch

Bins. That'll stop the next one.

Spotter's Badge: Jon

Actual real live bomb evacuation anger

Portsmouth News: Night club evacuation because of unexploded wartime bomb nearby 'could cost us £50,000'

Send your letter of complaint here:

Adolf Hitler
Der Reichsbunker
1 Nazi Strasse
Berlin
Germany
1945

Spotter's Badge: Jon

Got a new bike but still sadface anger

Portsmouth News: Kid's expensive bike stolen from outside Tesco, who admit their CCTV system is a bit rubbish

New bike! Smile, you nerks!

Spotter's Badge: Jon

A spell in the Navy will do them good anger

Portsmouth News: Scumbags smash up building being restored to use as WW1 museum

To be honest, I don't think the Navy would want them.

Spotter's Badge: Jon

Stop throwing stones at cars you plums anger

Portsmouth News: Waterlooville yoot spend a charming evening out of doors exercising their throwing arms

Yet people still complain and say "I could have been killed". Typical.

Spotter's Badge: Jon

Hospital parking anger

Portsmouth News: Patient told he didn't need a parking ticket surprised to learn that he DID need a parking ticket

Now I know rules are rules, but look at the size of him. Just let him off and we will never speak of this again.

Spotter's Badge: Jon

School eyebrows anger

Portsmouth News: Mum takes daughter, 11, out of school in row over eye make-up

Anguished quotes, sad looks to camera. All over eyebrows. Good thing there's nothing important happening in the world.

Spotter's Badge: Andy, Jon, John

Set fire to our stuff anger

Portsmouth News: Trouser theft victim also victim of arsonists who destroyed family treasures

And straight into the comments we go, where there is a distinct lack of sympathy because Britain is full of shitgibbons.

Spotter's Badge: Jon

Another PR victory for G4S anger

Portsmouth News: Ex-soldier with leg in a cast told to sit on the floor at the Job Centre by security guard

T-shirt, sir. T-shirt.

Spotter's Badge: Jon B

Just let me have two minutes with the scrotes who stole my motorbike anger

Portsmouth News: Former firefighter rides all over the world on his treasured motorbike, has it stolen the minute he returns to Portsmouth

Best quote:

"John bought the bike in 2012 and tackled his first adventure later that year, riding around Europe and Morocco for three months.Then, after divorcing his wife..."

Spotter's Badge: Ken, Jon

Car wash anger

Portsmouth News: Woman claims hand car wash workers snapped her car key

Amount of sympathy shown in the comments: Zero

Spotter's Badge: Kenn, Jonathan

Mobility scooter attack anger

Portsmouth News: Man claims local youth attacked him on his mobility scooter

There's actually a comment on this story that calls for all "feral youth" and their parents to be killed. 19 up-votes.

Spotter's Badge: Jon

City not boring anger

Portsmouth News: Councillor denies that Chichester is boring

With characters like that in charge, he's proved his own point

Spotter's Badge: Jon

Boxing event anger

Portsmouth News: Boxers upset as police force cancellation of championship event

Not able to punch people very hard around the face and body. It's health and safety gone mad.

Spotter's Badge: Jon

Not a criminal anger

Portsmouth News: Man says supermarket treated him like a criminal over £2 torch

It's not the size, it's what you do with it.

Spotter's Badge: Jon

Earring in pizza anger

Portsmouth News: Trip to Pizza Hut UTTERLY RUINED by jewellery in gluten-free pizza

And what's worse than finding an earring? Finding the rest of the ear.

Spotter's Badge: Jon

Drop kerb parking ticket anger

Portsmouth News: Man gets a £70 parking ticket for parking across his own driveway

Usually, I'd be full of sympathy for the guy, but estate agent.

Spotter's Badge: Jon