Angry people in local newspapers

Eastern Reporter: I have no idea what this one's about, to be honest Let's go with "Area man outraged that prisoners get cr...

Dorset Echo: Candidate working so hard for Weymouth, he forgets to put a stamp on his election communications I notice this gent is a Sp...

Wales Online: People are still managing to have sex despite council installing barrier at car park YOU'LL NEVER STOP SHAGGING IN SWA...

Cornwall Live: Man threatens council with his friend's sheep if they don't cut the grass in play area The nuclear option, Cornwa...

Watford Observer: Council refuses to have anything to do with The Great Leaning Fence of Rickmansworth The main road into town, too, the...

Gazette Live: Man claims prostitutes keep banging on his window offering their services Do you know who also had trouble with scantily c...

Watford Observer: Old boy, 84, chases off burglars with an axe Burglars, you are SHIT these days. Spotter's Badge: TRT

Plymouth Herald: Upstairs neighbours' relentless and noisy sex could end up killing me TO DEATH Happy Valentine's Day Spotter...

Guernsey Press: Bloke doesn't realise the armchair he's sitting in is on fire The dog KNOWS.

Hull Daily Mail: Facebook refuse to believe that a DJ called DJ is really called DJ But... TROUSERS Spotter's Badge: Ian

Walthamstow Guardian: Somebody's scattering screws in the road Not quite at "A poor kiddiewink will die" level, but we...

Cambrian News: You now have to pay to go to the toilet in Aberystwyth Is the Wimpy still there? Considering a visit, but only if the toi...

South Wales Evening Post: It's only November and people are complaining about Christmas trees Get a grip man. It'll grow before ...

South Wales Evening Post: Village loses its last public toilet BT phone box But the smell will linger on for decades. Spotter's B...

South Wales Argus: Police in Wales looking for a man called Jones arrest the wrong man called Jones What are the chances of that happeni...

Northern Echo: Old fella reckons his council house refurb is a catalogue of disasters Now appearing as a one-man Chas and Dave tribute a...

Sunderland Echo: Man with no head angry with standard of building work outside his house We will never know what he looks like (unless y...

Manchester Evening News: Busker dismayed at being charged for his cup in Subway You're not charged for the cup. You're charged f...

Shetland News: Locals object to noise from emergency helicopter landing pad Want to feel old? This is what Thunderbirds look like today ...

Lancashire Telegraph: Royal Mail experiment to fill post boxes with wasps not proving popular Which is weird, because everybody loves wa...