Bins and fly-tipping anger

Gloucestershire Echo: Bloke upset about bins and fly-tipping on his estate

This is what happens when yellow Ikea bags are allowed to mate in the wild.

Spotter's Badge: Shon

Angry of Cheltenham anger

Gloucestershire Echo: Woman says her street in Cheltenham is so messy, it's like living in Gloucester

And you think to yourself "Surely Gloucester's not so bad", and then you remember their top local builder was Fred West and you agree.

Spotter's Badge: Everybody

From the archives: Doughnut Anger

Gloucestershire Echo: Councillor accuses Sainsbury's of skimping on the jam in his doughnuts

Sorry about the picture, but the story is from 2009, an age when newspapers thought 170 x 121 pixels was big enough for anybody.

I wonder - if by chance - he is related to...

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Bad parking anger

Gloucestershire Echo: Couple refuse to pay fine for bad parking

Before we pass judgement, justhow badly were they parked?

Ah-ha.

Spotter's Badge: Kenn

Neighbourly dispute anger

Gloucester Echo: Armed police with tasers called to row over wheelie bins

I've thought hard about the nature of neighbourly disputes, and feels that the only way forward is to taze all parties in the gonads.

Spotter's Badge: The Quirker, Marjorie

No actual ham anger

Gloucestershire Echo: Area man outraged that Bernard Matthews Cheese Hamwich contains no actual pig ham

This is the sort of thing that to the Dark Side leads.

Also, he appears to have a framed photo of a fire blanket.

Spotter's Badge: Kenn

Flooded car park anger

Gloucestershire Echo: Some business around two car parks, a verbal agreement and a parking fine that even those involved don't understand

... but looks set to go all the way to the Hague War Crimes tribunal.

Ebay scam anger

Gloucestershire Echo: Man falls for the old "you are bidding for a photograph of a Macbook" scam, pays £300 for a photo of a Macbook

AAAAAAAAAAA+++++++++++ crime victim, would scam again

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Rubbery water anger

Gloucestershire Echo: Man says he found a piece of rubber tube in his bottle of water

Brian Pern's let himself go

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Chip shop anger

Gloucestershire Echo: Bloke goes to the paper after he's banned from his local chip shop

And it appears he's got previous...

Gloucestershire Echo: Bloke threatens to go on hunger strike after losing court case over keeping a pet in defiance of landlord's "no pets" rule

Doritos, for one, certainly pleased he didn't follow through.

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Slept in the car anger

Gloucestershire Echo: Family disgusted that housing association sent a plumber and electrician at two hours' notice in the middle of the night

I think that just about covers it.

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Cucumber con anger

Gloucestershire Echo: Man with knife fizzing with fury over the cost of cucumbers

Just buy a whole cucumber, cut it ih half, PROFIT!

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Curry crisis anger

Gloucestershire Echo: Government immigration rules blamed for 'curry crisis' in county

All that fresh meat, trapped at the borders. Or something

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Huge rat anger

Gloucestershire Echo: Rat tries to get inside house

Like a rat up a ... and I said I'd stop the sexist stuff

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Parking ticket sob story anger

Gloucestershire Echo: Complicated one this - Man gets parking tickets for parking illegally during floods after moving car from danger area despite declaring vehicle to be untaxed

And the amount of sympathy in the comments: Square root of bugger all

Spotter's Badge: Mike

Old people's home legal fight anger

Gloucestershire Echo: Old people in legal battle against care home

And I don't blame them, all those senile delinquents living on their doorstep. Crime through the roof.

Also, I have no idea why they are both holding photos of a bungalow.

Spotter's Badge: Pete

Rising Bollard anger

Gloucestershire Echo: Anger as man hurt by High Street's rising bollard

And right in the bollards, too

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Dog poo collection anger

Gloucestershire Echo: Woman takes it upon herself to pick up other people's dog shit

Why, I ask. WHY?