Please can I have a new fence anger

Lynn News: This one got set on fire. Thanks in advance.

And as if by magic, a row of wheelie bins appears.

Spotter's Badge: Barbara

Broken fence anger

Mid Sussex Times: Why oh why oh why won't somebody come and fix this broken fence panel before my kiddiewink comes to grief?

Answer: Because it's your job. Get a hammer.

Spotter's Badge: Nic

Nobody to cut back the brambles on our street anger

Wiltshire Times: Why oh why oh why won't anybody do something about these tasty tasty blackberries growing here?

If only there were a few able-bodied men at leisure with time on their hands...

Spotter's Badge: Patrick

Trees taking over my road anger

Worcester News: Why oh why oh why won't anyone cut back these trees?

Also: Paint me Jack. Paint me like one of your French girls.

Spotters Badge: Elizabeth, Jo

Dangerous hedge anger

Yeovil Express: Why oh why oh why won't anybody (not me) cut back this hedge?

That's a true mystery, sir.

Spotter's Badge: Chris

Caged in LIKE ANIMALS anger

Suffolk Free Press: Couple trapped in their own home by seeds falling from tree

Yeah trees, stop it.

Spotter's Badge: Jen

Rat in me bedroom anger

Bristol Post: Woman hasn't been into her bedroom for a week because there's a rat in there

Brave photographer went in and saw rat poo. Good man, above and beyond stuff, there.

Spotter's Badge: My inbox is 90% rat broom lady

Cut the sodding grass anger - An Angry People Special

Councils can't afford to cut the grass these days because of THATCHER. However, a lot of people think they should cut the grass and close libraries instead.

Lancashire Telegraph: Cut the sodding grass

Wolverhampton Express and Star: Cut the sodding grass

Of course, the moment the council DO cut the grass, somebody still complains...

Manchester Evening News: You cut the grass, now look at the sodding state of it

Spotter's Badge: Karen, Gordy, Alex, Alexis

Dead seagulls anger

NW Evening Mail: Woman sick to death of picking up dead seagulls

"Can't I just have a live, fresh one?"

Spotter's badge: Jon

Even more long grass anger

Bexley News Shopper: After Britain votes in an austerity government, people get angry that there's no money to cut the grass any more

But you've made a start. Another 9,999 handfuls will get you home. My name's Ben Elton, goodnight.

Spotter's Badge: Neil

Goose Poo Park anger

York Press: Bloke wants the council to stop geese shitting in the park

They've got 200 tiny corks on order. All they need is a volunteer to put them in.

Spotter's Badge: John, Joe

Big tree blocking my Sky dish anger

Hartlepool Mail: Bloke claims he can't watch TV because tree is in the way of his satellite dish, and why oh why oh why can't somebody else do something about it?

Try the internet. The internet fixes everything.

Spotter's Badge: Jeremy

Mucky garden anger

Bath Chronicle: Residents want something done about 'health hazard' garden

Every time it rains this tiny woman comes close to drowning

Spotter's Badge: Robert, Chris

Wet room anger

Watford Observer: Woman accidentally glued to her toilet seat is still there

Couldn't be bothered to read the story, to be honest, but the picture nails it.

Spotter's Badge: TRT

Plague of rats anger

South Wales Evening Post: Man wants housing association - who have been busy sorting out his rat problem - to sort out his rat problem

A fine lesson in pulling the "Paint me Jack, paint me like one of your French girls" pose while standing up a ladder.

Spotter's Badge: Paul

Smelly wheelie bin anger

South Wales Evening Post: Man goes to paper instead of finding out to whom overflowing bin in Swansea street belongs
 
...paper picks up phone and finds out for themselves.

Bins not emptied anger

Grimsby Telegraph: Bins on this man's street haven't been emptied for a month

... because people park like idiots and the bin lorry can't get in. Don't park like an idiot.

Spotter's Badge: Lynne

Hull's great pile of mattresses anger

Hull Daily Mail: Man 'forced' to buy cat to keep rats off the rubbish 'dumped' in his garden

Instead of 'getting up off his arse' and 'cleaning the mess himself', and yes I'm using 'weasel quotes'

Spotter's Badge: L0wey

Litter vigilante anger

Hartlepool Mail: Man spends his days scouring the streets of Hartlepool for litter

At least it keeps him off the ... oh.

Spotter's Badge: Andrew

Litter patrol anger

Swindon Advertiser: Local man wants council to do more about litter

Council: "We do"

Man: "NONE SHALL PASS"