Council tax martyr anger

Coventry Telegraph: Man goes to jail rather than pay back-dated council tax on his uninhabited hovel

Martyr or dick-head? You decide.

Spotter's Badge: Hazel, Rob R 

Wheelie bin spying anger

Dorset Echo: Council says computer chips in wheelie bins 'not spying on residents'

On the contrary, they pay a man to peer through your letter box for all their spying business

Cucumber con anger

Gloucestershire Echo: Man with knife fizzing with fury over the cost of cucumbers

Just buy a whole cucumber, cut it ih half, PROFIT!

Spotter's Badge: Thomas

Farm anger

Oxford Mail: Popular tourist attraction to stay closed this year

Cloning the dinosaurs was taking longer than expected

Spotter's Badge: Suzanne