Angry people in local newspapers

Walthamstow Guardian: Shopkeep upset that people park outside his DIY shop all day "I've got no room for me doors. Stay away fr...

Stuff.nz: Shopkeep forced to use his own manly cleavage in advert after complaints over the previous version As I was saying yesterday, ...

Cornwall Live: Shopkeeper blames customers for lack of custom Smart PR move, chap. Spotter's Badge: Tony

Hull Daily Mail: Shopkeep who isn't allowed to leave his stock out on the pavement shocked - SHOCKED - to find it confiscated by the c...

Essex Echo: Shopkeep fears for the future as supermarket opens over the road Road atlases on the top shelf. Very disappointing. Spotte...

Croydon Advertiser: Shopkeep fears six-week road closure will wreck her business That is a man in a zip-up dog suit and I claim my five ...

Northwich Guardian: Charity shop manager would quite like pooping pigeons to stop now While they were taking the photo, the evil feather...

Kent Live: Shopkeep dismayed over littering fine while he was picking up litter Confusion in the comments as the Vote Ukip crowd suddenl...

Liverpool Echo: Man with fax number over the door wonders why everybody's using the internet these days Support your local shopkeep,...

Hull Daily Mail: Newsagent protests parking fine for leaving his car on crossing's zig-zag lines while unloading "Why is the bi...

Shropshire Star: Tattoo shop is latest victim in local crime spree "They stole all our curly celtic designs and our Chinese-English...

Eastern Daily Press: Thief grabs money from till at Colman's Mustard Shop That'll teach 'em, the Coleman-mispelling bastards...

Hull Daily Mail: Shopkeep claims people are out to do him in What people are actually saying is "Look at these killer prices!"...

Huddersfield Examiner: Man who makes [cough] genuine magic wands defends decision not to sell them to Harry Potter fans In an earlier...

Abingdon Herald: Shopkeeps face loss of trade as water company clears out fat-clogged sewers If he's on a limb, he can help with tho...

Weston Mercury: Anger as charity shop windows smashed Fading away like Marty McFly, there. Spotter's Badge: SlimJim

Rugby Advertiser: Shoe shop owner threatens to move his business elsewhere after his window is broken again Extra points for the name of...

Bournemouth Echo: Shopkeep disqualified from arts festival over Golliwog tea towel The Isle of Purbeck, twinned with the 1950s.

Marlborough Express: Stop stealing stuff from our shop, it makes us sad Police say "Shoplifters were motivated by a variety of fact...

Norwich Evening News: Shopkeeps say parking enforcement company is driving their customers away I believe this is the first ever use of ...