Pyramid of Poo anger

Halifax Courier: Please don't leave your poo emojis lying around Halifax, they soak up dog crap

Seems fair advice to me.

Spotter's Badge: Luke

Wrong recycling leaflet anger

Halifax Courier: Woman raps recycling day mistake

And here's the actual rap:

Yo! I got some leaflets but they weren't the same

Halifax Council needs to up its game

Don't know what day to put out my bin

I'm DJ Debbie an' this is my thing

Some bazzin' rhymes, I'm sure you'll agree.

Spotter: Carrie

Not a numpty anger

Halifax Courier: OUTRAGE as teacher calls small boy a 'numpty'

No good can come out of this

Spotter's Badge: Ross, Ben

Litter anger

Halifax Courier: Man rightfully hacked off with litter at local beauty spot

Good Lord, I've got nothing snarky to say here. Well played, sir

Spotter's Badge: Ross

Missing bunting anger

Halifax Courier: World record bid stymied as bunting goes missing

The story somehow manages to avoid telling you about what - exactly- the world record is, but says the word "bunting" a million times.

Spotter's Badge: Rob

TripAdvisor anger

Halifax Courier: Restaurant owner in row with website over alleged fake reviews

"Prepared to take court action" - good luck with that

Spotter's Badge: Ross

School closure anger

Halifax Courier: School defends itself after closing down due to hot weather

In other news: Fat school ties are back in. It's so tough to keep up

Spotter's Badge: Ross

Waspy bush anger

Halifax Courier: Woman petrified by bush full of wasps outside her front door

"Yeah, stand next to the big scary bush. Nothing can go wrong"

Spotter's Badge: Richard

Flooded park anger

Halifax Courier: Council vows to deal with flooding at park

My suggestion, for what it's worth: Community Swimming Pool

Spotter's Badge: Ross

Bedroom tax anger

Halifax Courier: Protest against bedroom tax

I wasn't going to run this one but HOLY CRAP COMIC SANS

Spotter's Badge: Ross

Food colouring anger

Halifax Courier: "Baby food turned my son yellow", says mum

Right on the borderline of our "no kids" rule. Went for it.

Spotter's Badge: Ross

Can't Get Rid Of The Fleas Anger

Halifax Courier: Woman blames housing association for flea infestation

Loads of 'helpful' advice from the commentards, as you'd expect

Spotter's Badge: Ross

Melting goalposts anger

Halifax Courier: Paddy Kenny's first football club hit by arsonists

Luckily, those kids have a terrific role model to fall back on. Oh.

Spotter's Badge: Ross

Not an eyeball in Pot Noodle Anger

Halifax Courier: Teenager claims she found eyeball in her pot noodle, and not, as everybody in the whole world has pointed out, the stalk from a tomato

The word "tomato" on the side of the pot being a bloody massive clue

And here, as a public service, is said "eyeball"

It's a tomato.

Spotter's Badge: Ross

Cancelled country show anger

Halifax Courier: Floods mean agricultural show is off

In June. JUNE.

Spotter's Badge: Ross

School report not-angry-at-all

Halifax Courier: School celebrates 'good' inspection report through the medium of dead bodies

Last year's was 'really bloody terrible', and they had to fit it in over two pages

Spotter's Badge: Ross

Plumbing bill anger

Halifax Courier: Woman faces huge bill after finding bath under her floorboards

"I’d hide some plumbing under her floorboards" (To ensure that all waste water is carried away safely)

Spotter's Badge: Ross

Parking charges anger

Halifax Courier: Councillor has no problems whatsoever getting local residents to sign petition against turning free car park into paid car park

The only think shocking about this is the rosette. Who wears a rosette these days?

Spotter's Badge: Ross, Biziclop

EU ruling anger

Halifax Courier: New EU rules mean centuries old tradition of killing things put at risk

I *think* that's the gist.

Spotter's Badge: Ross

Road junction anger

Halifax Courier: Road junction 'an accident waiting to happen' say campaigners

Solution: Blow this photo up to ten feet by ten feet, display at road junction. That'll stop any driver dead in their tracks

Spotter's Badge: Paul