Council not thinking of the kiddiewinks anger

East Grinstead Courier: Council threatens parents with eviction if they let their kids play out the front

Rise, kiddiewinks! Overthrow this evil council (by waiting until you're 18 and voting them out)

Spotter's Badge: Chas

Dirty Lane anger

East Grinstead Courier: Dirty Lane is still dirty, say residents

Is she licking the sign? DON'T LICK THE SIGN.

Felled trees anger

East Grinstead Courier: Felled trees mean residents have to look at their neighbours

No wonder she's miserable.

Spotter's Badge: Tim

Zombie driveway anger

East Grinstead Courier: Zombies shuffle into street in protest at parking bays

"BRAAAAAINSSSSSSS"

Spotter's Badge: Skuds

The ghost of Jimmy Savile anger

East Grinstead Courier and Observer: Fancy dress shop 'won't profit from bad taste Jimmy Savile costume'

Good God, what are they thinking? I would.

Spotter's Badge: Skuds

Happy People in Local Newspapers

East Grinstead Courier and Observer: Something happy involving a vicar and a clock

Because we're not always miserable

Spotter's Badge: Skuds 

Remembrance disrespect anger

East Grinstead Courier and Observer: Man angered that people were drinking coffee during remembrance service

Our spotter says: "Don't think much of the new James Bond opening sequence"

Spotter's Badge: Skuds

Bike track anger

East Grinstead Courier and Observer: Owner is the last person in entire civilised world to know about motorbike trials course on his land

Turn it into a nature reserve for deathwatch beetles. Problem solved!

Spotter's Badge: TRT

New runway anger

East Grinstead Courier and Observer: Ex-pilot's noise fears over second Gatwick runway

Genius.

Spotter's Badge: Skuds

Recursive anger anger

East Grinstead Courier and Observer: Anger as bike thief leaves his old bike behind

If somebody stels THAT bike, will she be holding up a photo of her holding up this photo? Brain hurts

Spotter's Badge: Skuds

Scottish bank note anger

East Grinstead Courier and Observer: Woman furious as supermarket refuses to accept Scottish £20 note

Our spotter says: I am reminded of Robin Williams' description of Thatcher in the 80's, that she always looks as if somebody is holding a turd under her nose

Spotter's Badge: Skuds

Golf vandalism anger

East Grinstead Courier and Observer: Fury as hoons destroy golf green with car

Also, it's a two stroke penalty

Spotter's adge: Skuds

Tree feller anger triple bill

East Grinstead Courier and Observer: Residents angry as council workmen cut down decaying trees

And the killer call-out quote: "I see no evidence of disease on the stumps that are left, except for the one remaining tree that fell over a few weeks ago."

Spotter's Badge: Skuds

134 Potholes Anger

East Grinstead Courier and Observer: Residents complain of 134 potholes on street

That's nothing - they found 4,000 in Blackburn, Lancashire

Spotter's Badge: Rob

John Travolta not angry at all

East Grinstead Courier and Observer: Strange goings on, top quality photoshop job, as John Travolta turned away from KFC restaurant

You've got to see their point: Who rings up and reserves a table at a KFC?

Spotter's Badge: Skuds

Paint spill anger

East Grinstead Courier and Observer: Anger as council refuses to clear up paint spill

I'm not sure if angry journalists count on this blog, as it appears they are trying too hard. Over to you...

Spotter's Badge: Skuds

Advertising board anger

East Grinstead Courier and Observer: Anger at advertising board restrictions

Enjoy? I couldn't if you paid me

Spotter's Badge: Skuds