Cyclists vs The Man anger

Braintree and Witham Times: Cyclists blast council for 'shoddy' road resurfacing job

I was right with them until I caught a bit of ballsack silhouette and now I feel a bit ill

Spotter's Badge: Lee

No cycle ramp anger

Torquay Herald Express: Why o why o why isn't there a bike ramp here?

"Sometimes I feel like throwing my hands up in the air"

Spotter: Roger

Bike repair anger

Beds on Sunday: Bloke takes his bike to Halfords for repair, they throw it in the skip

Still, the lock, lights and accessories they gave him as compensation will look great ON THE BIKE HE HASN'T GOT.

Spotter's Badge: Richard

Very short cycle lane anger

Wolverhampton Express and Star: Cyclists flummoxed by very short and - frankly - useless cycle lane

That's the entire lane in shot, right there. Well done, the council, well done.

Spotter's Badge: Gordy

Cycle Bridge Anger

Brisbane Courier Mail: Cycle bridge is a waste of money, say cyclists

This one looks exactly like Lance Armstrong. I guess all the lookalike work has dried up

Spotter's Badge: Rob J

Tack attack anger

Progress Leader: Cyclists want the person who keeps throwing tacks in the road to stop throwing tacks in the road

See these? When we find you, they're going up your backside.

Spotter's Badge: Rob J

Bike theft anger

Wolverhampton Express and Star: Man sick of having his bike stolen

"I asked a city centre warden where the safest place to leave my bike would be and he said 'at home'."

Spotter's Badge: Oh, wait. Me.

Closed towpath anger

Reading Post: Cyclist upset at having to take detour from Thames towpath

...while they construct a bridge to make his commute easier

Stolen bike anger

Wales Online: Thieves make off with specially-made bike

An artistic study in despair and no bikes

Spotter's Badge: Luke

Station bike racks anger

Fleet News and Mail: Cyclists mildly inconvenienced by perceived lack of bike racks

And to prove his point, he counted all the bikes. Twice a day. For a week. Sir, we salute you for your British resolve.

Bird attack anger

Inner West Courier: Angry bird attacks cyclists

Item contains picture of the culprit, which it's sharp BEAK OF DEATH. (It's tiny)

Spotter's Badge: Kris

Bike storage anger

Fleet News and Mail: Man annoyed at lack of bike storage facilities at newly-revamped station

You mean apart from the ones already on the other platform that nobody uses?

Spotter's Badge: Christina

Closed path anger

Aldershot News and Mail: Scrap dealer throws a hissy fit, closes popular cycle path

And well done to the News & Mail for providing many, many angry photos to go with this story.

Short yellow lines anger

Bournemouth Echo: Really short yellow lines cause bafflement

They're to stop people parking across your cycle lane. Next question.

Cycle path anger

Stuff.nz: Locals angry at lack of consultation on cycle path

That kid at the front is *devastated*

Spotter's Badge: Kimberley

Hole in the road anger

York Press: 'Manhole nearly killed me'

In strictest terms, that would have to be a very thin man.

Spotter's Badge: Rob J, Niyx

Cycle pothole anger

Essex Chronicle: Potholes and stuff

Can't type. Scary black spandex.

Spotter's Badge: Barry

Stolen bike anger

Sunshine Coast Daily: Cyclist mourns the loss of his stolen bike

...and seeks solace through the picture of a bicycle in the middle of the road. Until he is run over and killed by a milk float.

Spotter's Badge: Rob J

Car crash anger

Essex County Standard: Pensioner fined for driving his car into cyclist's house

Lance Armstrong's let himself go since he packed it all in

Spotter's Badge: Waggiatlarge

Get-a-grown-up-bike anger

Leighton Buzzard Observer: World's biggest teenager complains about 'unsafe' skate park

Note lack of kids using the place - This picture was obviously taken during school hours